i mean

I think I knew that guy

Australopithecus 3 million years ago:

FINALLY

If you liked that you are very likely to enjoy this one

“what if we made a racing game as addictive as Balatro”. aha. you have found a way to ruin me

Outstanding work!

they should've made the sequel to the blair witch project about going in there with the army to kill her

I’m glad time has vindicated Sebulba. Everyone was so cruel to him because he “tried to kill a child” during the Boonta Eve Classic even though he was literally Darth Vader

Star Wars Galactic Racer combines my two favourite elements of racing games: crashing into things and losing

She would rig soccer games

If I was Stephen King’s Carrie, instead of exploding a prom I would’ve used my telekinetic powers to get rich from rigging horse races

I will never, ever consider my audience when making art. You are a disgusting flesh piano I manipulate to make the noises that please me. That’s the Rob Delaney promise.

The main project of the US now is a line-item vindication of the most histrionic and paranoid stuff ever said by Jello Biafra

Actually finishing the movie undermined the brilliant metaphor he’d constructed, he should’ve kept failing to make it forever

got fired from the future crimes division after i accidentally dropped my ice cream cone into the precog's tank and killed one of them

DING DING DING

There’s always GIMP 😞🔫