No droop snoot. Not memeable enough.

Two questions: Does the girlfriend have to be girl? Does the girlfriend have to be on the same continent as you?

I got 0 points and am awaiting tribunal despite depression, autism, adhd, ME/CFS and hypermobile Ehlers-Danlos syndrome, also more recently because I'm a trans man I now count myself as disabled for the purposes of toilet use because I'm not permitted to use multi-stall toilets per EHRC guidance.

*sleepy blinking* many more parts to do for this, but it is midnight and I am about to turn into a pumpkin

You're entirely right, the solution to bullies is to make it clear you're not going to take any shit.

I'm almost glad I didn't get that growth spurt. After I gave up on turning the other cheek, I learned to fight dirty in the way only the small and outnumbered learn. That would have been very unpleasant for my bullies had I woken up one day with a size and height advantage.

I make no apologies at all for the victories of my skilled and proficient ancestors. Not my fault that France brought swords to a bow fight.

Not their content, not their broadcasting equipment. They can shove that right up their arses.

I encourage all of those platforms to reject this. Why the fuck should the BBC get paid when we watch e.g. Netflix? Netflix should be pissed, it's their content that someone else is making money off! It's already obscene that we have to pay the BBC to watch non-BBC channels on Freeview.

My middle name is Archer, that doesn't make me a secret agent!

If you want a party for Tories who own a compost bin, make one.

Just a week left to get this wedding present sorted, and then I'm available for commissions for the autumn/winter season (and also packing to move, emergency housing or caravan, not sure yet)

Tim Minchin admits that he uses AI to write and neatly cements his arsehole status.

Just speedrunning the Cleese pipeline as well.

Oh ffs

Thank you ❤️

If you don't know google cut down forest without permission here to build a data center. This shit happened in Kajaani in Eastern Finland and the officials tried to cover it up. the area was as big as 300 football fields. Most Finns are pissed AF

I comfort myself with the probability that something would catastrophically fail so quickly that we would probably never know about it.

I love the icon lineup here, just the most butthole of the butthole logos

One tiny hop to accusing women of infidelity for reading spicy novels