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dumb laws deserve my thoughts on them
https://linktr.ee/ugarles

i will do your podcast

http://nohomework.website with @veryimportant.lawyer and @lronmexico.bsky.social
City Saint/Country Saint with L. Ron

remember the law pods? those were fun.

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@ugarles.bsky.socialOct 12, 2026, 4:39 AM

this video should be available only to fucked up freaks on rotten dot com or liveleak, not NBC news

headline illustrated with a still from a video with a tiger standing over a man lying on his back.

the headline is "Tiger kills man who entered his enclosure at wildlife park"

the video is probably a news story without anything graphic BUT STILL
@ugarles.bsky.socialOct 12, 2026, 4:27 AM

I am not going to do that. Too many law followers to want to know how many beat me. It wasn't a 180. Do not say "I thought it was out of 800 when you took it"

@ugarles.bsky.socialOct 12, 2026, 4:19 AM

these tests are why I don't sleep under a bridge. of course I remember them. I certainly haven't earned anything through grit.

@ugarles.bsky.socialOct 12, 2026, 4:11 AM

My recruiter told me to put my LSAT on my resume. I reluctantly did. One of my interviewers immediately made fun of me before we talked about anything else. We got along instantly. Worked there for five years and she hired me again at a different firm 15 years later.

@ugarles.bsky.socialOct 12, 2026, 4:07 AM

20 years btw. married to her for 20 years!

@ugarles.bsky.socialOct 12, 2026, 4:04 AM

One last late night pitch for @monkeywire.bsky.social's zine: the reaction of a friend in Slack when I posted about apesht.org. She remembers Carrie's last zine, Stay Free!, from their shared time in Chapel Hill.

I'm absolutely losing my shit that you're married to the legendary Carrie McLaren
@ugarles.bsky.socialOct 12, 2026, 3:59 AM

cum town bit

@ugarles.bsky.socialOct 12, 2026, 3:58 AM

pathetic if you, as a team, can't beat the Baltimore Ravens 💅

@ugarles.bsky.socialOct 12, 2026, 3:56 AM

oh I know i just wanted to say a thing. I narrated the end to my not-caring wife and she laughed

@ugarles.bsky.socialOct 12, 2026, 3:53 AM

Tua made a throw so bad that that might be a funnier ending than WAS-NYG or JAX-PHI

@ugarles.bsky.socialOct 12, 2026, 3:51 AM

you typed too fast!

@ugarles.bsky.socialOct 12, 2026, 3:51 AM

I don't want to hear it!

@ugarles.bsky.socialOct 12, 2026, 3:49 AM

tua is a righty but nobody told him

@ugarles.bsky.socialOct 12, 2026, 3:46 AM

lol tua jfc

@ugarles.bsky.socialOct 11, 2026, 9:15 PM

comedy is tragedy plus no time left on the clock

@kleinman.bsky.socialOct 11, 2026, 9:03 PMReposted by @ugarles.bsky.social

Tragedy is the Giants fumbling in field goal range on a between the tackles run. Comedy is the Commanders not realizing that they don't have to run down the clock while they're in field goal range then running out of time.

@ugarles.bsky.socialOct 11, 2026, 7:45 PM

fuaga and richards move backwards like sleds

@ugarles.bsky.socialOct 11, 2026, 7:07 PM

Kisquali commercial opens on the speaker with "... and these are my breasts" causing the whole bar's heads to snap to the main screen like a prairie dog alerted the pack.

@ugarles.bsky.socialOct 11, 2026, 6:29 PM

and we're winning? jajaja

@ugarles.bsky.socialOct 11, 2026, 6:09 PM

seems high

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