me every single day

what a lovely thing to say, thank you ♥️

i think you’re right

that’s a lot!

😳

all it would take to make it collapse is the major sports leagues abandoning it

i had about 400k followers. locked the account, told my followers where i’d be, and bailed.

🙏

i truly didn’t know how to describe it!

and they always look like this

ah ty

needs moar googly eyes

she looks like that time my dog ate a bee

lol

lmao

"I'm Barbera Thornhill. Barbera, with an E. I was sent here by Republicans to run their sex slave operation. Or, uhh, to stop one, I don't remember. Whichever happens first, I guess."

the question here isn’t “why are we part of a media ecosystem that doesn’t give a microscopic fuck about truth,” nah, it’s “why didn’t talarico’s campaign keep us from looking like gullible rubes”

lol NEVAHHHHH

i believe that’s an excerpt from tina fey’s book, which everyone should read lol

gavin newsom’s ex-wife, just to make things more surreal

i vehemently disagree, a wacky “third rock” meets “west wing” thing would be huge