I’m ok. Make no mistake: this is an attempt to target political enemies and weaponize federal law enforcement. For ten years, Trump has targeted me with baseless lies and smear campaigns. This is just the latest escalation in his campaign of political intimidation. I will not be silenced.

Yeah - I think some people do just hit dating apps, get depressed, and give up very quickly. But that's a smaller group.

“This is gonna be a farty meal." When you sign up to volunteer in the kitchen at an erotic adult summer camp, not everything is in the job description.

I mean what kind of feelings

This seems like a technology mistake

A guy told me Ukrainian drones keep blowing up his data centers so I asked how many GPUs he has left and he said he just buys new ones from a guy in Kyrgyzstan afterwards so I said it sounds like he's just feeding smuggled Nvidia chips to Ukrainian drones and then Sergey Lavrov started crying.

Okay but if you have a series with ten trillion books in it

I’m on a Harold team *now*

Hubba Hubba

Lake Erie is younger than Gilgamesh

And it almost lasted to historical times! The Great Lakes are like twice as old as the pyramids

Fuck off with this shit. How did this not cause more catastrophes

The ice age had too much ice and it’s bothering me

No! No!!

Holy shit

The simple thing here is that people don’t actually like money as much as they are modeled to

I didn’t know what lacan looked like so I’m glad I knew who it was

Yes

I….wow