YOU GUYS GALS & OTHER PALS I finally got a chance to sit and watch the episode of "Shiver House" I wrote. I cried. It's the first time I've ever heard or seen something I've wrote become produced content. Normally my words stay on the page but @truevaultescapades.bsky.social is so fucking talented.

The one dot of sanity in that whole bunch? The only one with a bit of reason even if it's rarely used? Her resume should have done BEEN on LinkedIn.

I mean technically it was October 1999 but still

The House on Haunted Hill is so much fun! There is a remake of this movie. It's extremely early-2000s.

Now that the Dodgers have been knocked out of the playoffs, you might be wondering who I'll be pulling for in the World Series. ......... ...anyway see you at spring training!

Signal boost!

BOGEY: Play it again, Sam. SAM: ugh, okay fine... **sets up Monopoly board** BOGEY: I call Top Hat.

The Life Story of Arron.

That's, what, a leaf of Romaine lettuce?

The naughty lady on the front with the KISS tongue said we had to.

Fortunately I am not one of your stunning moots. I am a 5 on my best day. I'm like a Mario Kart character. My handling ain't swell, but I make up for it with quick wit and occasional fart jokes.

The House on Haunted Hill

Beat 'em AND eat 'em? In THIS economy??

Okay... I just saw one of these fuckers out in the wild the other day. It CAN get worse.

I'm sorry, I nodded off. Watching "Brother Bear."

Oh... I GUESS... go on, live yo best life!

....are these legal experts in the room with us right now, Katie??

Did no one watch "Coyote vs. Acme" at a-- no, wait, never mind, let's see how this plays out...