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I have never felt more politically homeless. Parody. Merch: https://tinyurl.com/msjjmwpt

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@nytpitchbot.bsky.socialOct 11, 2026, 7:31 PM

Amid ballooning inflation and corruption, it's getting harder and harder to find MAGA diehards in the diners of Trump country. But after much effort, we did. Here are their personal stories, their opinions, and what Democrats must do to understand them.

@nytpitchbot.bsky.socialOct 11, 2026, 12:39 PM

I convert to Catholicism two months ago. Here’s why I think the Pope is the Antichrist.

@nytpitchbot.bsky.socialOct 11, 2026, 12:37 PM

The emergence of Black Plague in Russia can be blamed on the provocative good health of neighboring European societies. by John Mearsheimer

@nytpitchbot.bsky.socialOct 11, 2026, 1:28 AM

Dozens of democratic candidates and officeholders are condemning Israel’s actions in Gaza and pledging to end all US military aid to Israel. But unless they use the word genocide, they are feckless cowards who do not deserve my vote.

@nytpitchbot.bsky.socialOct 11, 2026, 1:21 AM

Liberals say that public executions have no place in our democracy. They’re wrong—public executions have no place in our republic.

@nytpitchbot.bsky.socialOct 10, 2026, 7:33 PM

In this Ohio diner, it was a tradition: big plate of meatloaf, a little jello salad, then everyone crowds around the old flatscreen to watch the live streamed execution.

@frankgalton.bsky.socialOct 10, 2026, 7:00 PMReposted by @nytpitchbot.bsky.social

In this Ohio diner, Hilbert Space is where you look in the newspaper for the cartoon strip about the guy in the office. But they do know this: the math guys never should have trusted companies that were into DEI.

@nytpitchbot.bsky.socialOct 10, 2026, 6:35 PM

We wanted to understand the AI proof of Hilbert’s Tenth Problem over the rationals. So we talked to three unvaccinated UFC fans at an Arby’s in Scranton.

@nytpitchbot.bsky.socialOct 10, 2026, 6:28 PM

She should not run for president again

@nytpitchbot.bsky.socialOct 10, 2026, 6:28 PM

I converted to Catholicism two weeks ago. Here’s why I think Jesus would’ve supported live streaming executions.

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@nytpitchbot.bsky.socialOct 10, 2026, 6:21 PM

Reports say that Kamala Harris is undecided about running for president in 2028. We appreciate her holding off until President Biden has made his own decision. by Mike Donilon and Steve Ricchetti

@nytpitchbot.bsky.socialOct 10, 2026, 3:10 AM

Pete Hegseth has floated the idea of live streaming an execution during halftime of Super Bowl LX.

@nytpitchbot.bsky.socialOct 10, 2026, 3:04 AM

Kimberly Guilfoyle's blatant corruption raises new questions about Gavin Newsom's judgment.

@nytpitchbot.bsky.socialOct 9, 2026, 7:40 PM

I converted to Catholicism six weeks before running for office. Here’s what the pope gets wrong about live-streamed executions.

@nytpitchbot.bsky.socialOct 9, 2026, 7:40 PM

President Trump was denied the 2026 Nobel Peace Prize, and the voting took place BEFORE he live-streamed a military execution. How can anyone deny the system is rigged against him? by Hugh Hewitt

@nytpitchbot.bsky.socialOct 9, 2026, 7:38 PM

Vaxxed?

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@nytpitchbot.bsky.socialOct 9, 2026, 5:53 PM

In this Quincy bar, Hoffman still means Glenn. But they do know this: trying to link Democrats to a billionaire most people have ever heard of is a political strike-out.

@nytpitchbot.bsky.socialOct 9, 2026, 1:48 PM

My MAGA focus group felt betrayed by tariffs, high gas prices, and inflation. I asked if there was any way Republicans could win back their support, and they replied only if they could prove that the pain had fallen harder on Black people.

@nytpitchbot.bsky.socialOct 9, 2026, 1:48 PM

Whether it’s Democrats giving students the day off for Martin Luther King Day or Texas Republicans reducing school to 4 days a week to finance more tax breaks, both parties have cut the number of school days.

@nytpitchbot.bsky.socialOct 9, 2026, 3:46 AM

The very worst sound experience I've ever had was seeing The Third Man (with you) in one of the dining halls.

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