ACTUALLY IT CAN WAIT FOR MORNING

magnus archives spoilers: oh shit you guys, the extinction WAS REAL. it wasn't feared by people, it was FEARED BY THE FEARS THEMSELVES. the archivist planned to help everyone and everything die, to stop the powers spreading. his plan WAS the extinction. I NEED JOHNNY SIMS TO CONFIRM/DENY ASAP

i like how billy is just dennis reynolds

we should put all school bullies on an island and tell them they're on a reality show. but we shouldn't film it. also ideally they should eat each other

like every other show about bullying, this asks the question: what if a bully was sometimes sad? to which i will say what i always say. who fucking cares

delainey hayes is here! hello delainey. i missed you

i'm so ready to hate mrs white, but in all honesty most of what she said to the principal is so justified. i'd lose my shit too

this is now my Carrie live watch thread. okay so carrie has to do a lockdown drill on her first day of school ever, and i've never even seen one of those on tv and i almost threw up. pack it up guys we're 26 minutes in and this is too much for me

i'm in my boromir era. my boromira

i know how it sounds but this time i think we really can harness the power of ancient evil, for good

it was also a bold storytelling choice to make the archivist capable of, but unwilling to, suck his own dick. the suspense of chekov's autofellatio

that magnus archives twist is still insane to me. it's crazy when you find out the archivist removed two ribs for a completely different reason than you thought

remake eye of the beholder but once the normal woman is revealed the surgeons all have influencer face

everyone does. on here at least

the good news with these indignities is that the more you experience them the more you are disabused of the notion that there is something wrong with you. you understand: they simply do what they like, all the time

update: what the heck is going on back there

walking out of hell, determined not to cast one look back at my beloved harpo marx

bra. maybe two bras

they hate us for our independent minds and sexy legs

absolutely 💯 per cent for ending prohibition. also if our lives weren't purposefully made squalid and hateful to us, maybe we wouldn't need drugs! idk but it seems like something worth trying