@darthbluesky.bsky.social
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not the darth u are looking for
@darthbluesky.bsky.social Pinnedhello what did i miss tell me every thing
@chuckwendig.bsky.socialReposted by @darthbluesky.bsky.socialPlease look at this dog
@getwired.comReposted by @darthbluesky.bsky.socialFamilies speak in shared dialects. Sometimes these dialects merge when people marry, but often unique words, terms, or phrases will just be universally understood by most or all of at least a nuclear family. Tell me a word, term, or phrase that’s unique to your direct or close family…
@funmandave.bsky.socialReposted by @darthbluesky.bsky.socialHey @darthbluesky.bsky.social, can I get an INNOCENT! Because I have this pic of Holly and Linus after their acquittal*.
*Not actually Holly and Linus, who after all were never charged.
@goodboyfinley.bsky.socialReposted by @darthbluesky.bsky.socialHello friends! Today’s a great day because IT’S MY BIRTHDAY! 🎉 I’m 3 years old today and got to go to agility practice and then I got cake 🎂 and presents 🎁
#DogsOfBluesky #BirthdayBoy
@darthbluesky.bsky.socialhappy third birthday finley!
@doorhook.bsky.socialReposted by @darthbluesky.bsky.socialblocking him isn’t enough i need to watch his hairline recede
@sarahseeandersen.bsky.socialReposted by @darthbluesky.bsky.socialIf you'd like these ghosts to haunt your walls, I'm doing a limited 5 day print drop. All prints are hand signed! sarahandersencomics.myshopify.com/pages/spooky...
@oldmanweldon.bsky.socialReposted by @darthbluesky.bsky.socialTop ten most foreboding sentence I've ever read.
@cvh.bsky.socialReposted by @darthbluesky.bsky.social(not actually) having a crisis (but) what do you MEAN my eight year old little duchess is SENIOR PLUS?!
@davelevitan.bsky.socialReposted by @darthbluesky.bsky.socialWhat is she dreaming about
@grudgie.bsky.socialReposted by @darthbluesky.bsky.socialHe quite literally has no idea what health insurance is. Truly none.
@atrupar.comReposted by @darthbluesky.bsky.socialTrump: "We will pass a truly great healthcare plan that will stop all payment to big insurance companies"
@darthbluesky.bsky.socialomfg!
@darthbluesky.bsky.socialnot about the oil lol that is typical bullshit
@atrupar.comReposted by @darthbluesky.bsky.socialTrump: "I think you heard about the oil deal with Russia. That is a big deal. That is massive amounts of oil coming into our country, and I want to thank President Putin to be honest with you."
@darthbluesky.bsky.socialthe rare case of trump being one hundred percent honest with you
@alixeharrow.bsky.socialReposted by @darthbluesky.bsky.socialthe year is 2030 and i no longer consume anything that isn't personalized to me. every game, every book, every movie extends to the limits of my own imagination and no further. i haven't been surprised in five years. i cry softly, in bewilderment, if i see a word i don't know
@darthbluesky.bsky.socialthey are just reusing the old posters right
@robertswartz.bsky.socialReposted by @darthbluesky.bsky.socialGracie is not amused with these people.
@bachynski.bsky.socialReposted by @darthbluesky.bsky.social“The gift of a $400 million aircraft from Qatar’s royal family stands apart because it involves a transgression the framers identified by name and for which they prescribed impeachment as the remedy: violation of the Constitution’s foreign emoluments clause.”
