Offline By Choice — A golden off switch inside OFFLINE. A tee for developers whose connection status is intentional. Ships to US & Canada.
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@shirtsfrenzy.bsky.socialOffline By Choice — A golden off switch inside OFFLINE. A tee for developers whose connection status is intentional. Ships to US & Canada.
#ProgrammerTshirt #CanadianSmallBusiness #SoftwareEngineer #WebUi
@shirtsfrenzy.bsky.socialYou're On Mute is a dark developer tee for standups: silent confidence, zero sound, and the diagnosis everyone already knows. Ships to US & Canada.
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@shirtsfrenzy.bsky.socialAI Babysitter is a dark developer-humor t-shirt for the person keeping generated code on a short leash and calling it workflow. Ships to US & Canada.
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@shirtsfrenzy.bsky.socialSTILL PROCESSING fills like a progress bar, then stops short. A tee for developers whose thoughts need another minute. Ships to US & Canada.
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@shirtsfrenzy.bsky.socialNobody Knows How It Works — One tiny brace. The whole system. A developer tee for everyone who knows not to touch it. Ships to US & Canada.
@shirtsfrenzy.bsky.socialSession Expired — An hourglass hides in EXPIRED. A tee for developers whose session and availability have both ended. Ships to US & Canada.
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@shirtsfrenzy.bsky.socialShip It Anyway — Warnings logged. Deadline logged. The decision breaks through anyway. A deadpan developer tee for the release-minded. Ships to US & Canada.
@shirtsfrenzy.bsky.socialNot A Robot — A checked box certifies the least reliable witness: the wearer. A Not A Robot tee for internet culture and AI-era humans. Ships to US & Canada.
@shirtsfrenzy.bsky.socialTrained On My Posts is a dark developer-humor tee for the AI era: casual feed debris, quietly promoted to training material. Ships to US & Canada.
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@shirtsfrenzy.bsky.socialAsk The Robot turns office AI handoffs into a deadpan developer tee: one blunt instruction, one clean route, zero nearby humans consulted. Ships to US & Canada.
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@shirtsfrenzy.bsky.socialWho Is JSON — Bold type asks WHO IS JSON on a deadpan developer t-shirt for programmers, vibe coders, and AI-tool users. Ships to US & Canada.
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@shirtsfrenzy.bsky.socialHuman In The Loop is a dark AI-era developer tee for the tired person still holding the approval clipboard. Ships to US & Canada.
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@shirtsfrenzy.bsky.socialSelect All Traffic Lights is a dark developer tee for the captcha square that might be pole, lens, or emotional damage. Ships to US & Canada.
@shirtsfrenzy.bsky.socialConfidently Wrong — A developer t-shirt for the AI answer delivered with perfect posture and sources made of air. Ships to US & Canada.
@shirtsfrenzy.bsky.socialDenied By Me — A developer t-shirt for the moment your own machine denies permission and, annoyingly, has a point. Ships to US & Canada.
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@shirtsfrenzy.bsky.socialPlease & Thank You — An AI-era developer t-shirt for saying please and thank you to the machine, strictly for risk management. Ships to US & Canada.
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@shirtsfrenzy.bsky.socialPlease & Thank You — A Runtime tee for everyone thanking the AI like the future has a retention policy. Ships to US & Canada.
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@shirtsfrenzy.bsky.socialWorks Until Demo — A developer t-shirt for code that behaves perfectly in private, then catches stage fright the second demo mode starts. Ships to US & Canada.
@shirtsfrenzy.bsky.socialWarnings Are Suggestions — A programmer t-shirt for warnings treated as suggestions, right up until production develops opinions. Ships to US & Canada.
@shirtsfrenzy.bsky.socialToo Many Requests — A developer t-shirt for hitting the 429 wall one request after confidence became architecture. Ships to US & Canada.
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