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"Ain't Dead, Just Inconvenienced" Style: G major, 176 BPM. Bluegrass with old-time Appalachian string band influence. Mood is wry, stubborn, and darkly comic — like a man arguing with his own obituary. Close-mic'd male vocal, dry and gravel- Lyrics: They say I passed on Tuesday, well I beg to differ, friend The preacher read my eulogy, I stood there in the back He got my name half-right, at least, the details went off track He said I loved the Lord and fishing, said I was gentle, kind Must've had me mixed with someone who had peace of mind I ain't dead, I'm just inconvenienced ##Ain't dead, inconvenienced## The gravestone's wrong, the math don't add up right I got opinions still, I got complaints to file I ain't dead — I'm just havin' a difficult night My wife picked out a casket, said the mahogany was fine I told her oak was cheaper, she said this wasn't the time I said the flower arrangement cost more than my first truck She said let it go, I said I'll let it go when I'm dead, wit