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![At the Crystarium, the Exarch and Emet Selch stand outside the gates of the Crystal Tower:
Emet-Selch: Today's weather looks just like you, Exarch. Shitty.
Exarch: The forecast did say things were gonna get wet. I'm sure that'll be a first for you.
Emet: Oh, yes. Several inches of rain, I heard. Can you imagine? More than one inch?
Exarch: Y'know, I think I'm having trouble, maybe if you could move a little bit further that way into oncoming traffic, the entire world and I would have the peace and quiet necessary to envision such a thing?
Emet: I would, but then who would take care of our dear Valenice? What would she do without her BEST FRIEND? She wouldn't have anyone left to talk to, hang out with, or walk her home during a storm? Oh how I'd miss the way she'd say "chotto matte kudasai"-
[The Exarch pushes Emet-Selch forward into the rain]
Exarch: [with a grin] Oh shit, you didn't melt. Guess the Wizard of Oz lied to me-
Emet: I hate you-
Exarch: [slides back into screen with cat ears showing under his hood, and his tail fluffing up in anger] HATE YOU MORE-!](https://video.bsky.app/watch/did:plc:ox3rb2wred7j5iti4bftbhck/bafkreiamthtd7vcg67mdh4zh4xog63qaxq3sirpvlnk3x5ra4gdakksnwa/thumbnail.jpg)
