@scott.keck-warren.comPHP 8.6's clamp() has a built-in range check, so you can't mix up the min and max values. I've done that more than once, so I'm VERY happy about this one.
https://www.phparch.com/2026/09/stop-writing-php-like-this-8-6-fixes-it/
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