chuds: I DONT WANT NO [F-SLUR] CHEERLEADER OUT THERE DANCING, HE'S DISTRACTING EVERYONE WITH HIS SINFUL NONSENSE

sooooo let me get this straight (lol)

you are distracted by the singular male cheerleader among the 20 female ones

b r u h

#uhhuh #surejan #homophobia #malecheerleader

my favorite response to chuds bitching about how women want "real men" is to be like, "well, if you meet a real man, introduce me to him"

and when he inevitably loses his shit, go, "oh, you're so emotional! are you on your period?"

#realmen #uhhuh #clapback

And now the inmate is functionally brain dead, so their 24/7/365 care will cost “the state” — who did the deed! — upwards of $150k/yr.

To keep “plugged in”.
#uhhuh
#thatsright

"Check's in the mail." #uhhuh

Old Testament God: *commits mass genocide every other book*

Jesus: naw, man. I'm all about loving neighbors and acceptance! 👀 look, here's some wine!

#biblestudy #godisntgood #surejesus #uhhuh #contradictions