@yingmtl.bsky.socialSo just finished the #astarionnovel today.
“What the sweet hells you were thinking?!”
The Paladin arrived 80 pages left in the novel and it felt like a self-insert worse than Bella Swan.
Which reminds me, I need to get back to Twilight again.
But yeah. It’s something.
@yingmtl.bsky.socialSo I got to the introduction of the paladin in the #astarionnovel.
He has main character syndrome. Which he is a Lathandir paladin…
Despite this is a novel based on Astarion instead. Someone forgot to do what they supposed to do.
Book is ok. But yeah, hard on for the paladin.
#tkingfisherlolz
@yingmtl.bsky.socialI saved the screenshots of the proof of #tkingfisherlolz probably insane take. Plus she uses AI for her comics.
I think we found a worst writer than JK CuntFace.
@yingmtl.bsky.socialNow some people are suggesting that Astarion staying as a spawn is his true ending, due to these books.
Astarion’s Book of Hungers is a better read than #tkingfisherlolz works.
I still want to ascend him in the game.
He tends to be a consent person, asking the player to join him in immortality.
@yingmtl.bsky.socialTried to read more pages from #tkingfisherlolz book.
The book changes timelines of Astarion as a young elf kid wanting to learn to be a rogue and trying to find unicorn blood in the current setting.
The whole pacing of the book feels schizophrenic. I dunno if I should applaud or dislike the writing.
@yingmtl.bsky.socialJust finished my sister’s bridal shower.
Food was ok.
Though, they gave the cake to my aunt than my sister.
See you at #Halloween. #tkingfisherlolz
@yingmtl.bsky.socialToday’s fall #lunchtime #astarionnovel #tkingfisherlolz
@yingmtl.bsky.socialFirst 50 pages/hour reading this book?
So far, we got the turning, the past about Astarion’s elf heritage, and Cazadork fucking with his vampire spawns by letting them fuck pigs that had the illusion of being humans.
I did get some rough stuff with forced BJs.
Decent writing time, #tkingfisherlolz
@yingmtl.bsky.socialBook get. Will be reading it on Friday. 💕
I got the audiobook on the #koboapp on my phone.
Still waiting for #ProjectHailMary off Overdrive. 18 weeks left before I can read it too.
