@chad-bowers.bsky.socialWhen you wish upon a star, please specify which Gary. Several have already retired, and Les does not handle wishes.
#TITFOS #TheIncredibleTrueFactsOfSpace #SpaceHumor #SciFiHumor #AbsurdHumor #WeirdHumor #SurrealComics #IndieComics #SinglePanelComic #Webcomics
@chad-bowers.bsky.socialCustomer review: “I wanted to see Saturn. Instead, I discovered why three people have stopped inviting me to things.”
Two stars. Both were me.
@chad-bowers.bsky.socialUntil you open it, Monday’s leftovers are either lunch, a mistake, or the next dominant species.
Keep the lid on. Enjoy the possibilities.
@chad-bowers.bsky.socialWe assumed ghosts lingered because they had unfinished business. Turns out most of them just came in here for something.
#titfos
@chad-bowers.bsky.social“Sometime” is the busiest day on the human calendar. Nothing has ever happened on it.
@chad-bowers.bsky.socialMy towels have started remembering a nicer bathroom. Now they seem disappointed when I hang them up.
Interdimensional Dryer Sheets. For a fresh start in a life you almost had.
@chad-bowers.bsky.socialTime doesn’t heal anything. It quietly rebuilds you with replacement parts until the original complaint is no longer under warranty.
The new person inherits the old's passwords to the larger life metaphors.
@chad-bowers.bsky.socialConsciousness began when dead matter briefly woke up, realized it was trapped inside itself, and started blaming the furniture.
Eventually, it will return to being reasonable.
