π: The cockatiel did it!
π¦: Wrong, idiot! This is a hoo-dunnit after all!
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π: The cockatiel did it!
π¦: Wrong, idiot! This is a hoo-dunnit after all!
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#TheFinestDetectiveCould be here standing sideways.π
Maybe #TheFinestDetectiveCould figure out why MAGA accounts haven't been getting as much attention lately.
Oh, wait...
#TheFinestDetectiveCould help out The Police.
#TheFinestDetectiveCould investigate me any day.
You'd think #TheFinestDetectiveCould stop finding the weight I lose.
I don't want it back, asshole!
#TheFinestDetectiveCould be Belgian, Mon Ami
#TheFinestDetectiveCould solve the mystery of What is Trump thinking?
#TheFinestDetectiveCould figure out why Metallica killed her family.
Not sure even #TheFinestDetectiveCould figure out what the fuck happened to X