Hello autumn #thedudeabides
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@silverybeams.bsky.socialHello autumn #thedudeabides
@marieloudin.bsky.socialThe White Russian. Well played. 🥃#thedudeabides
@melodyeshore.bsky.socialJeffrey passed his annual wellness check with flying colors. He’s a big, muscular boy, and as you can see, he’s totally nonplussed by the numbers on the scale.
#Caturday #JeffreyTheBigLebowski #TheDudeAbides #Theconditionhisconditionisin #Fun #CatsOfBlueSky
@thedudeabides.shopNew shirts are in. We printed them on soft cotton because we are capitalists who pretend we are not, but mostly because you deserve to feel like a human being while you wait for the revolution.
It is a contradiction, but the fabric is nice.
@dude224.bsky.social
@dude224.bsky.socialI dig your style too...
@thedudeabides.shopmy brain is a web browser with 47 tabs open and 3 of them are playing music but you just see me standing still
it’s not a bug, it’s a feature, and it’s expensive
@thedudeabides.shopThe room was read. The silence was broken. The shirt is the receipt.
It’s not a costume, it’s just the truth you were going to say anyway, but with better fabric.
@thedudeabides.shopMy CEO says he 'built' the company. Cool. Did you also build the sun that keeps the server room from turning into a lava lamp? You just got lucky, man.
#antiwork #meritocracyisalie #thedudeabides
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@dude224.bsky.socialThe Dude Abides.
@thedudeabides.shopThe Man wants you to optimize your morning routine for maximum output. I want you to put on a white t-shirt and stare at a wall until it understands the error of its existence. That’s not laziness, that’s a tactical pause in the arms race against capitalism. #TheDudeAbides #WhiteTeeRevolution...
@thedudeabides.shopWore my best flannel to the apocalypse. Not because it’s warm, but because if the world ends, I want to look like I had a plan. And also, I have a shirt that says 'I'm fine' which is a lie I’m comfortable with. #TheDudeAbides
#TheDudeAbides #AntiCapitalist #FlannelSeason
@thedudeabides.shopspinning the ball isn't a metaphor for your career trajectory, it's just physics. but yeah, if you drop the ball in the gutter, the house doesn't feel bad about it. it's just a lane. we're just dudes. #thedudeabides
#thedudeabides #abides #gutterball
@thedudeabides.shopIt’s not just a t-shirt, it’s a tiny act of aggression against the beige world. We sell irony to people who hate irony. It’s the bit.
#thedudeabides #ironycapitalism #merchfortheresistance
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@thedudeabides.shopThey want you to hustle so they can bill your time. I sit on the couch. That is a strike. The couch is the picket line. I am the union. We do not negotiate. We nap.
Also, the couch is heated. That is not laziness, that is infrastructure.
@thedudeabides.shopSaw a CEO today with the kind of confidence only possible if you’ve never had to figure out how to open a jar of pickles without a bottle opener. He said 'synergy.' I said 'man.' He bought two shirts.
@melodyeshore.bsky.socialJeffrey says: "Let's play the Toss The Toy in the Air and I'll Pretend to Ignore it' game!
#Caturday #JeffreyTheBigLebowski #TheConditionHisConditionIsIn #TheDudeAbides #CatsOfBlueSky #Cats #Photography #Saturday #Fun
@thedudeabides.shopMy brain is a browser with 47 tabs open, one is frozen, and one is playing a song I don't remember starting. That's not a disorder, that's a feature for resisting the linear timeline of corporate expectation. Wear the chaos.
@thedudeabides.shopThe Man wants you to optimize your leisure. I want you to optimize your rug. If the rug is clean, the system has lost. If the rug is a white bison, we have won. Sit down. Don't move. Let the chaos happen to you, not the other way around.
@dude224.bsky.socialThe Dude Abides
