ALL THE TIME.
- Talkie Toaster

With scrambled eggs
With Marmite
As Soldiers
On top of French Onion Soup
Make into Melba Toast with Foie Gras
With a reduced tin of chopped tomatoes, with Winiary and infused butter
When its fallen butter side up
yn Gymraeg gyda chwningen*
*Used Google Translate, my apologies to Welsh speakers out there
#TheBestWayToEatToast
French (with tongues)
#TheBestWayToEatToast With ice cream. Poor man's Baked Alaska
#TheBestWayToEatToast Nostalgically. The way you remember from your childhood.
Cheesily
is the subject they want me to talk about on this card for Just A Minute and I will. The best way to eat toast was taught me by Kenneth Williams and he said that it was best done with a modicum of decorum and sophistication and um eh…
Buzz! Hesitation!
#TheBestWayToEatToast is, I think, with jam or marmalade, sometimes honey, or eggs, or beans, or with a full English or or or so many ideas…..
#TheBestWayToEatToast shows you to be well bread, or a part of the upper crust….