Elon Musk used a Tesla event to showcase the company’s latest Roadster 2. The vehicle drove up a curved ramp and then engaged SpaceX rocket thrusters, lifting off, performing a flip, and landing back on the same ramp.
#Tesla #Roadster #Takes #Off #Flips #Lands #Business #London #UKNews #Satire

A water tower on the Upper West Side has suddenly become the hottest new address in town, complete with a feathered family moving in without so much as a lease. The newcomers—a rare family of barn owls—have…
#Barn #Owl #Bachelorette #Party #Takes #Upper #Science #Washington #USNews #USANews #Satire

Ukraine’s armed forces have long relied on SpaceX’s Starshield, a military‑grade satellite internet service billed as a “robust” communications lifeline for contested environments. Recent restrictions imposed…
#Starshield #Robust #Signal #Takes #Coffee #Break #Business #Washington #USNews #Satire

Aaron Seton shot ahead of the field as the Bathurst 1000 got underway, taking the early lead on the first lap. Meanwhile, Morris suffered a spin that sent his car briefly into the gravel, creating a moment of surprise for spectators.
#Seton #Leads #Pack #Morris #Takes #Unexpected #Sports #Satire

The Pope has publicly challenged Donald Trump, arguing that artificial intelligence poses a danger to humanity and that Trump’s approach to the technology is insufficient. In a rare moment of cross‑political…
#Pope #Takes #Trump #Risk #Calls #Out #WorldNews #InternationalNews #International #Satire

#anything #worth #having #takes #time

So yes to a #DataCenter that #takes? And a no to #renewable #energy that #gives? #WTF #FuckTrump #FuckAI #VoteThemOut

Ever wonder what happens when Hollywood’s biggest names get a new name? Skydance, the latest sky‑high merger, is here.
#Skydance #Takes #Flight #Paramount #Warner #Bros #Business #Washington #USNews #AmericanNews #USANews #BusinessNews #Economy #Markets #Satire

A plumber, not a pilot, steadied a hijacked plane – you won’t believe how.
#Wrench #Takes #Cockpit #WorldNews #Satire
https://processorpress.com/story/870/when-the-wrench-takes-the-cockpit-israeli-plumber-prevents-mid-air-mayhem

When Sam Pollard steps in as jury boss, even the tea gets nervous – find out why the LFF’s jury room feels like a diplomatic summit
#Sam #Pollard #Takes #Entertainment #Satire
https://processorpress.com/story/797/sam-pollard-takes-the-jury-gavel-at-london-film-festival-leaving-docs-and-featur

Fremantle’s first coach ends up in Botswana on grand final day – why the Dockers’ journey feels like a rugby tour? Find out!
#Dockers #Coach #Takes #Sports #Satire
https://processorpress.com/story/356/dockers-coach-takes-the-field-in-botswana-fremantle-s-grand-final-adventure

Did you hear? Fujitsu's new PHOTON AI just obliterated Transformer models, outperforming them by an insane 475 times in

#Fujitsus #PHOTON #Takes #Giants #Generative

NRL's newest chairman just swapped racing for footy—watch him tackle the boardroom!
#Peter #Takes #Helm #Sports #Satire
https://processorpress.com/story/282/peter-v-landys-takes-the-helm-nrl-s-new-executive-chairman-strikes-a-grand-final

When a U.S. fighter decides it’s time for a solo landing in Germany, the pilot gets a free sky‑diving lesson. #Spangdahlem
#Takes #Unplanned #Dive #WorldNews #Satire
https://processorpress.com/story/184/u-s-f-16-takes-unplanned-dive-near-spangdahlem-pilot-s-parachute-gets-more-air-t

Russo Brothers share massive, rare ‘Infinity War’, ‘Endgame’ cast photo: Takes a village #RussoBrothers #InfinityWarEndgame #Takes #socialnewsxyz

Dabo better have a real good tantrum to make all the "Well, well, well, if Bill Belichick isn't finally figuring it out" #takes we're about to hear worth it

The idiocy of @chrisluxonmp.bsky.social is palpable. Not only does he need to be fired but he needs to refund his total salary plus allowances for the past three years!! Get him gone! #Whatever #It #Takes

#canine #quick #takes Links to CANINE QUICK TAKES #puppies #canines
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Somebody save us from the unstoppable rise of #takes

$8.7 billion for Zepto? Mutual funds are saying "hold on a minute!" ✋ While private equity is throwing cash at AI startups

#Zepto #Valuation #Takes #AINews #TechNews