SAVE THE WATER. đ§
For the data centres, obviously.
The planetâs thirsty.
The servers are thirstier.
004 â SAVE THE WATER
£34.99 · UK delivery included.
WEAR THE CONSEQUENCES.

SAVE THE WATER. đ§
For the data centres, obviously.
The planetâs thirsty.
The servers are thirstier.
004 â SAVE THE WATER
£34.99 · UK delivery included.
WEAR THE CONSEQUENCES.
David was supposed to be answering emails.
Instead, heâs singing Akon like the rent depends on it. đ€đ
HR have called a meeting.
David thinks itâs a record deal.
Just another Wednesday at SO AI HQ.
WEâRE HIRING! MUST BE A CAT.
No CV needed. Experience discouraged. Questionable judgement preferred.
SO AI â Clothing for a less intelligent tomorrow.
Kenzo Soai cracks 300 year mystery of left handed amino acids! Excess amplified to uniformity winning 2026 Nobel sparking enantiomer drug era! #Science #Nobel2026 #Soai #Chirality #Origins
FOR MODERN LIVING.
Well-made things for a less intelligent tomorrow.
001 â HUMAN SLOP. A questionable garment for questionable times.
Available now at soai.org.uk
Apparently we have a shop now.
Itâs number 407. Obviously.
Weâre not giving you the address.
If youâre nearby, youâll know.
If youâre not, ask your local friendly cat. Theyâre terrible at keeping secrets.
SO AI
Human ideas better together.
soai.org.uk
#SOAI #407 #HumanIdeas
David works here now.
Nobody remembers hiring him. No qualifications, no measurable output and very strong opinions about artificial intelligence.
Weâve decided to see how this plays out.
SO AI â Human ideas better together.
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Congratulations to organic chemist Kenso Soai!
Today, together with French researcher Henri Kagan, he was awarded the Nobel Prize in Chemistry in recognition of his work.