Its so quiet here I almost forgot I existed..
@sleepy-barista.bsky.social
@sleepy-barista.bsky.socialIts so quiet here I almost forgot I existed..
@sleepy-barista.bsky.socialIgnore me please
I got #FOBI
Fear of being involved ..
@sleepy-barista.bsky.socialWoke up from a nightmare but my cat is sleepin on my legs so now m trapped in bed anyway…
@sleepy-barista.bsky.socialBasically you can turn anything into a Café nowadays..
@sleepy-barista.bsky.socialI ask myself every morning
Why did I wake up!
@sleepy-barista.bsky.socialWhat remains of who we are
And what’s left of how we care
@sleepy-barista.bsky.socialWell at least I make’m taste any new recipes I create ..
@sleepy-barista.bsky.socialWhen in doubt
Run to the sea
@sleepy-barista.bsky.socialAnyway..
Evenin’
@sleepy-barista.bsky.socialIf ur latte art looks like a blob, don't post it on ur story calling it "abstract art”..
call it what it is: a mistake 🙂
@sleepy-barista.bsky.social#UnpopularOpinion
Decaf coffee drinkers are actually the strongest people in society…They’re drinking it purely for the flavor, not the drug.
Respect 🌝
@sleepy-barista.bsky.socialMazin n Ali came over just to take a 3-hour nap on my floor…
True brotherhood 💤
@sleepy-barista.bsky.socialShe’s comfortable
I am not allowed to move..
@sleepy-barista.bsky.socialMy nightmares are a mix of World War trench battles n customers askin for blended hot lattes 😳
@sleepy-barista.bsky.socialIf WW3 happens, dnt draft me
am too lazy to run n I can only fight if fueled by specialty espresso ☕️
@sleepy-barista.bsky.socialNothin like waking up at 3 am from a terrifying dream, sighing n going right back to sleep cuz I’m too lazy to be scared..
@sleepy-barista.bsky.socialputting on a 3 hr lo-fi playlist just to stare at the ceiling n do absolutely nothing
Its my day off 🫠
#SleepyBarista
@sleepy-barista.bsky.socialThe urge to tell a customer 'same' when they say they desperately need caffeine
@sleepy-barista.bsky.socialNot bad..
#SleepyBarista
