Mama gots sum skwishy bwed
I noes dis rite away
I makes shur I gets a peese
Befor I go to play
Figgy comes to hab sum too
But payshints he has not
Wile I eats my nummy bwed
He plays in flower pot

Mama gots sum skwishy bwed
I noes dis rite away
I makes shur I gets a peese
Befor I go to play
Figgy comes to hab sum too
But payshints he has not
Wile I eats my nummy bwed
He plays in flower pot
Mama plays wif Figgy
I wach dem fwom da twee
I wach da birdie closely
And den it fly to me!
Da Figgy, he come chasing
I show him how it done
Den Figgy gwabs da birdie
Away lots fast he run
#CheddarPoetry #BirdieToy #SillyFiggy #ITeechFiggyHowToCachBirdieGood #DenHeSing
I is turgy
Full of cheez
Da Figgy
Runs to me and sees
He sings a song
He ses I's yum
And den he bites me
On da bum!
#CheddarPoetry #SillyFiggy #IHasTurgyHat #INotWealTurgyTho #ItPwetend #INotForEats #BumbumBitesAgenstDaWules #SoIWesslesHim #IWin #FanksgibbingDay #ThanksGiving
Silly Figgy play a game
Of cach me if yoo can
Wen da mama twied to skoop
He giggle and he ran
He be bad, he kwoss da stweet
Da mama chase him long
Den da Figgy, he get cot
He sing a sad sad song
#CheddarPoetry #SillyFiggy #HeBeBad #HeGottedInTrubble #MamaHadBadHurtyHedYesserday
Figgy diggy in da gwass
He ses he found a yum
Wen I go to chek it out
He put it in his tum
He find mor, a kwunchy tweat
I go to him to see
Figgy find a pile of seeds
He eats dem gweedily
#CheddarPoetry #SillyFiggy #SeedSnak #HeNotShare #MamaSesTweeGonnaGroInsideHimAndOutHisEars
Figgy got in trubble
He went akwoss da stweet
Dere he saw a kitty
He weally want to meet
Dat kitty, dey not happy
Dey yell at him all mad
Da Figgy run home kwikly
And den he hab a sad
#CheddarPoetry #SillyFiggy #HeNotSupposedToKwossStweet #DatBad #HeJusWantedToMakeFwend
Figgy wessles mama
He kikky her and bite
But Figgy not a fearse boy
His kikky bites be lite
Mama, she pwetends dat
Da Figgy be lots stwong
Den da Figgy kissys her
And sings a silly song
#CheddarPoetry #SillyFiggy #HeTwyToBeFearseLikeMe #ButFiggyNotFearseAtAll #HeAllSoftAndBaby
Figgy go eksploring
He seem to dissypeer
Wen mama go start looking
Da Fig sings dat he heer
Da Figgy, he eksited
He chatter loud and clear
And den da mama spotted
Da cobweb on his rear
#CheddarPoetry #SillyFiggy #CobbyWebBumbum #FiggyNotSayHowHeGotDatOnHim #DereAlsoBeLiddleStik