@iamdagny.bsky.socialConvicted FELON, adjudicated sex offender and alleged #Russian asset, donald #trump, I’ll “surround myself only with the best and most serious people” and “we want top-of-the-line professionals.”
#KatieZacharia out as #PressSec after just 5 days… that’s 0.45 #Scaramuccis. Because trump is a moron.
@packetlevel2.bsky.socialShe lasted .454545... #Scaramuccis
@mairsil.bsky.socialSo how long did Zacharia last in #Scaramuccis? About a third? Picked Tuesday, out Friday, so threeish days vs eleven?
"Records are made to be broken."
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@jimweingarten.bsky.social#Katie lasted .45 #Scaramuccis for those who want to do the math. #OnlyTheBestPeople #Resist
Gift Article:
www.nytimes.com/2026/10/16/u...
@hillviewestate.bsky.socialLooks like #Scaramuccis replaced by #Zacharias
@irreverent-waif.bsky.socialhonestly multiplying by five days at a stretch is just as easy as multiplying by 10...
@podmalm.bsky.socialHow many #Scaramuccis are we talking about here then?
@mrsmike921.bsky.socialWho would have thought we'd be measuring press secretaries in #Zaccharias rather than #scaramuccis ?
@reduxpanda.bsky.socialHenceforth, a stretch of time roughly equal to six #scaramuccis shall be known a #mcconnell.
MATH:
1. From when #MitchMcConnell’s handlers said he went from the hospital to PT/OT rehab until the day before his handlers brought him out “alive” was ~63 days
2. A #scaramucci equals 10-11 days.
