My beautiful little boy is out like a light, completely gone, snoring away in dreamland

My beautiful little boy is out like a light, completely gone, snoring away in dreamland
Because holding his own chin up is just more than you can expect from a little pug dog.
Mr. Pugdog found a few crumbs in my lap and just crawled right on over and snarfed them right up. It became a pugdog highway because he snarfed across my lap and then off the other side.
What are the names that you all call your dogs that have nothing to do with their actual name that you gave them? I will start. I call my dog a variety of things:
Sir Wags a Lot
Pugtato
And here is a picture of the most beautiful little pug dog (and also the most cranky, as he's old) that I've ever owned. I am very lucky to have him.