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I told him she was wrong. And that youngest boy, just like his father, football hero. Lived with him for a year, it wasn't the same. Can't go back.
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- I know this is a long shot, but did he ever eat chop suey?
- Why no, no he never did
- It was just a hunch.
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He got married you know, later, had three kids. Never cared for her. Sent a nice gift, never got a note.
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Sure he was a physical education major, but he had a mind. He could think. He wasn't all muscle, all body, all sinewy limbs.
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- Did he have any enemies?
- Well, the Democrats didn't like him
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Usual slurs, rumors, innuendo, people didn't understand. Ran him out of town like a common pygmy #PoliceSquad

No, I can't say I do. I did live with a guy once, though, but that was just for a couple of years
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Oh, poor Ralph. Do you know what it's like to be married to a wonderful man for 14 years?
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- Did he owe any money Doctor bills? Gambling debts? Book-of-the-month club?
- No, nothing. Just two more payments on our solar telescope
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After taking care of an urgent personal matter, I proceeded directly to the address that Johnny had given me
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Say, Captain, what do you want me to do with these files...
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Well, I'll drink to that, Frank.
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- Parole violation? Well, what are we gonna do about that?
- Forget it. There are some things you can't deprive a man of.
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