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@defensisprime.bsky.social Oct 18, 2026, 5:54 AM

Now you know why I don't wake her when she's sleeping unless
○it's absolutely necessary.
○I'm willing to risk my head. Or yours.

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○So we traveled alllll this way just to see where your species has been immortalized by...a sewer access cover.
●Uh-huh.
○Thrilling.
●<yawn> Uh-huh.
○Thinking about taking it.
●Uh-huh.
○Not gonna stop me?
●Crowbar's in your satchel.
○Fuck, but I love you.
●Uh-huh.

@defensisprime.bsky.social Oct 17, 2026, 5:28 PM

Looking back on it all, I probably should have guessed that this was the case sooner.

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Ooooo-kay—at this point, I think I'm not actually any sorta selfie suck. I think Gearshift has been pranking me this entire fuckin' time.

@fromeleon.bsky.social Oct 17, 2026, 2:38 PM

Celebrating the first anniversary of Pokémon Legends: Z-A!

The games released for NS and NS2. The title, centered on the urban development of Lumiose City and the spectacular return of Mega Evolutions, has really got the community talking. 🥳🙌🏻🎉🎈💚🖤🗼🇨🇵✨🌟

#PokémonLegendsZA #ポケモンZA1 #ZA1周年 #Kalos

@defensisprime.bsky.social Oct 16, 2026, 5:04 AM

I DIDNSAY *SHIT*

YEAH WOO WORK IT CANA...Rrrrrah, fuck, I've skeeved myself out.

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...Oops, uh—d00d, why are you even talkin' to me? I didn't say anything.
Also, it's pronounced 'd00d'. You haveta overdo it on the 0s like you're trying to summon Dialga, Palkia, Giratina, Groudon, Kyogre, and Rayquaza for a threeway tag team dual submission cage matchup.

'Canari':
I wanna see all you bitches on the ground like you just lost a contact lens and your copay is murder!

@defensisprime.bsky.social Oct 15, 2026, 1:03 PM

Yeah, here they are, trying to get me immersed in trouble again. Ugh.

2/3

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Randotron:
...what do you MEAN, 'old dude'?

@defensisprime.bsky.social Oct 14, 2026, 6:35 PM

Sometimes, my inside voice and outside voice trade places for funsies.

Really, they're both jerks.

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I gotta imagine there'd be fewer people here if they knew some old d00d wuz mocappin' this in her place.

Fuckin' LIMBER, though, ain't he.

@projectn.com.br Oct 13, 2026, 9:02 PM

Lista: todos os jogos principais de Pokémon, do pior ao melhor segundo a crítica projectn.com.br/ranking-jogo...
#gamefreak #metacritic #nintendoswitch #nintendoswitch2 #pokémon #pokémonemerald #pokémonfirered #pokémonlegendsza #pokémonruby

Capa da lista com artes de Pokémon Red, Ruby, Black e Scarlet e Violet

@defensisprime.bsky.social Oct 13, 2026, 7:05 AM

Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go clog Naveen's toilet.

While he's using it.

He's gonna wonder what the hell he ate.

TWO CAN PLAY FRICKIN' TELEPORTER GAMES YAHSUREYABETCHA

30/F

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Prime:
...but even that's en-bee-dee; I don't do this for yinz, I duzzit for myself. Well, and one other. Y'know.

@defensisprime.bsky.social Oct 12, 2026, 6:38 PM

"Everyone turn away. I want no witnesses."

29/?

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Prime:
Whatever, it's fine, we know I know where he lives. I just wonder if any o'yuz are watchin'...

@cbpuppets.bsky.social Oct 12, 2026, 5:33 PM

Today is my Birthday 🎂 #PokémonLegendsZA

@defensisprime.bsky.social Oct 12, 2026, 5:07 AM

Real blink-and-you-miss-it moment, there...

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@defensisprime.bsky.social Oct 11, 2026, 9:58 AM

Nani lé fuck?

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@defensisprime.bsky.social Oct 10, 2026, 9:10 PM

—kin'?

...

Uh—

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@defensisprime.bsky.social Oct 9, 2026, 5:51 AM

...which is kinda creepyweird, ain'it?

No? Just t'me. Ehn, whatever.

Geez, Nav seems calm. Like he's just bored, waiting for the ass-kic—

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@defensisprime.bsky.social Oct 9, 2026, 1:10 AM

...also thinkin' Navs here should be scarperin', pissin' himself.

If it were Lida, there'd already be a puddle.

Urbain? Y'know—not sure I've ever seen him drink anything. He'll have a glass at dinner, and the liquid in it will reduce, but I've never seen it at his lips...

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Odd of you to be worried about anything that doesn't involve RUNNING AWAY IN TERROR, MY FRIEND.

@defensisprime.bsky.social Oct 7, 2026, 5:01 AM

...seems a bit yerrrrrkkky t'me, though. Everyone has to go, y'know?

I'm just thinkin' 'bout that time on the roof with the Fennekin.

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Naveen:
You understand I'm not deaf, correct? And to whom, precisely, are you speaking? Nobody's there.

@defensisprime.bsky.social Oct 6, 2026, 12:55 PM

...fuckin' ridic...yeah, the city leaders don't want me to tell any o'youse. They said the Unovan tourists are really shittin' things up lately.

The fuckuvit is, I can believe it. Some o'them are goddamn MANNERLESS Oinkolognes that only sniff things out for themselves...

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Prime:
—and then, well...does the phrase 'upside-down swirlie' hold any meaning for yuz?

@defensisprime.bsky.social Oct 6, 2026, 12:49 PM

Oh, shit, did I not tell you? Damn, sorry, my bad. Yeah, they're in—wha—excuse me, this is a private conversation. ... No, not 'privy', PRIVATE, though BEING private, you shouldn't BE priv—what? ... The fuck you mean by that? They gotta go, too! ... Oh, FFS, FINE...

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Prime:
—and yes, I DO know where they are, thank you, shut your faces—