"but in my nose it just feels wrong." #OutOfContextTheatre

"i don't want to read about sticking your dick in citric acid." #NotSafeForBrains #OutOfContextTheatre #SlightlyNSFW

"can't find smaller waterproof soup…" #Autocorrect #OutOfContextTheatre

"it does not feel any less weird the longer it gets." #NotActuallyNSFW #OutOfContextTheatre

"also stop baring your ankles, you sluts!" #OutOfContextTheatre

"oh no! that's supposed to be inside you!" #NotActuallyNSFW #OutOfContextTheatre

"sometimes i swear your eyeballs are decorative." #OutOfContextTheatre

"gxd knows how wet the bed would be how often, otherwise." #NotActuallyNSFW #OutOfContextTheatre

"ice packs do not have autism." #OutOfContextTheatre

"i mean, weasels & demons are distinct species." #OutOfContextTheatre