He is playing mind games and i just had a lobotomy #outofcontextquotes

"The opps don't need to know about that, and frankly, the homies don't either." #OutOfContextQuotes

"I have religious news: there's a new Princess Auto opening!" #OutOfContextQuotes

"Oh, the band nerds absolutely drink. Have your met a trombone player???" #OutOfContextQuotes

*through tears*
"That's so many eggs!"
#OutOfContextQuotes

"Why do cults love triangles?" #OutOfContextQuotes

This week, I was talking with my ESA and we got on the topic of how “Romance books sell more” and “get more reviews.”

Me: my books have romance, but they’re more 75/25 plot to romance so I don’t market the romance.

Him: it needs to be 20/80 at most.
#AuthorTalk #AuthorLife #OutofContextQuotes

Quote from Phillies at Braves playoff game this afternoon:

“That was all knob!”

📺 🎙️ ⚾️ #MLB #MLBPlayoffs #MLBSky #OutOfContextQuotes #SportsAnnouncers

"Look me in the ass when I'm talking to you." #OutOfContextQuotes

"Once you see a lowercase man in a crop top, its hard not to have a crush on them" #OutOfContextQuotes #BisexualVisibilityDay

"The Lamborghpeeni stays ON during sex." #OutOfContextQuotes

"What even is a 'weeb', really?" #OutOfContextQuotes

"Has everyone grabbed a mustache?" #OutOfContextQuotes

Ohio moms aren't real familiar with snuffbait. - @noveldame.bsky.social #outofcontextquotes