Kevin's One Liner of the Day

You can’t teach an old Star Fleet Commander new treks

#funny #comedy #laugh #silly #humor #humour #oneliner #StarTrek #commander #Kirk #teach #tricks #treks

Kevin's One Liner of the Day

Clock repairers get to work on time

#funny #comedy #laugh #silly #humor #humour #oneliner #clock #repair #work #time

Kevin's One Liner of the Day

Many million dollar figures have the top half counterfeit

#funny #comedy #laugh #silly #humor #humour #oneliner #milliondollar #figure #counterfeit

Kevin's One Liner of the Day

The best search engine for humor? Giggle

#funny #comedy #laugh #silly #humor #humour #oneliner #search #engine #humor #giggle #Google

Kevin's One Liner of the Day

Kidney stones are peebles

#funny #comedy #laugh #silly #humor #humour #oneliner #kidney #stone #pee #pebble

Sam Morril in 2024: "I haven't seen Jerry Jones this upset since they passed the Civil Rights Act." #oneliner
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Kevin's One Liner of the Day

An Adam’s apple is the neck’s big thing

#funny #comedy #laugh #silly #humor #humour #oneliner #Adam #apple #neck #next #bigthing #big #thing

Kevin's One Liner of the Day

My hamburger business got started from the ground up

#funny #comedy #laugh #silly #humor #humour #oneliner #hamburger #business #startup #ground #beef #groundup

Kevin's One Liner of the Day

An overachiever disappeared in the Bermuda rectangle

#funny #comedy #laugh #silly #humor #humour #oneliner#overachiever #Bermuda #triangle #rectangle

Kevin's One Liner of the Day

I tried to join a fitness club, but they rejected my application

#funny #comedy #laugh #silly #humor #humour #oneliner #fitness #club #application #rejection #outofshape

Kevin's One Liner of the Day

The proper way to marry your mother? Ask Etiquette Rex

#funny #comedy #laugh #silly #humor #humour #oneliner #proper #marry #marriage #mother #Oedipus #Rex #etiquette

Kevin's One Liner of the Day

My chances of understanding binary are one in a Boolean

#funny #comedy #laugh #silly #humor #humour #oneliner #understand #binary #Bookean #billion

Kevin's One Liner of the Day

Throwing acid is wrong, in some people's eyes

#funny #comedy #laugh #silly #humor #humour #oneliner #throw #acid #wrong #eyes

If I had to do it all again …

I’d probably be Buddhist.
#oneliner #stupidjoke

Where do dead comic artists hang out?

At the NecroComicon.
#oneliner #stupidjoke

When I was little, my family couldn’t afford meat.

Those were the salad days.
#oneliner #stupidjoke

I’m going to open a sperm bank in Aotearoa.

It’s going to be called “Spank of New Zealand.”

You heard it here first.
#oneliner #stupidjoke

Kevin's One Liner of the Day

Playgirl Magazine is a Paul barer

#funny #comedy #laugh #silly #humor #humour #oneliner #playgirl #playboy #bare #paul #pallbearer

Kevin's One Liner of the Day

Scholars of holy books celebrate Joy to the Word

#funny #comedy #laugh #silly #humor #humour #oneliner #scholar #holy #book #bible #joy #world #word

Kevin's One Liner of the Day

Exasperation is a sighin’ language

#funny #comedy #laugh #silly #humor #humour #oneliner #exasperation #sigh #sign #language