Every workday has its essentials.
Your favorite coffee ☕
A playlist that keeps you going 🎶
A notebook full of ideas 📓
A coworker who makes you laugh
What's the one thing that makes your workday better?

Every workday has its essentials.
Your favorite coffee ☕
A playlist that keeps you going 🎶
A notebook full of ideas 📓
A coworker who makes you laugh
What's the one thing that makes your workday better?
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Ummm, my bad.💀😂
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Das anstrengendste, wenn man im Vorzimmer der Chefin arbeitet und die Tür offen steht:
Das man ihr dann nach jedem Telefonat erzählen muss wer das grad war, was die Person wollte etc.
Ich bin immer öfter versucht zu sagen: "Dann gehen Sie doch selber ran!"
Nothing humbles occult researcher quite like an e-commerce platform demanding a two factor authentication code while a dog and a cat stage a hostile takeover of your office chair. Thoth's Bazaar is coming, but first, more caffeine. #DrBeyond #Occult #OfficeLife #Pets #WitchSky #OccultSky #SmallBiz
Every office has its MVPs.
The Early Bird ☀️
The Snack Supplier 🍪
The Calendar Champion 📅
The Creative Thinker 💡
The Team Cheerleader 🙌
Every team needs a little bit of everything!
Which one are you? Tag your office MVP below.
You are not a human resource designed to feed someone else's ego or fund their dream. Your labor is an exchange of time for money, nothing more, nothing less. Know your value. 🏷️💫 #officelife
The office kitchen is a shared communal space. Please treat it as such. Or not...
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Your Problem. My Departure.
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Stilblüten einer Exportfachfrau:
Kunden, die 6 Monate nach erfolgter Lieferung spontan Material vermissen. Wer kennt das nicht... 🤦♀️
Nothing says "Happy Birthday to YOU" like a card from your boss that’s 90% about how grateful he is that you believe in his vision and how happy he is to "grant" you time off. Truly, the gift of narcissism keeps on giving. 🎁🎂🤡 #officelife
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Who knew our Salesforce team had such great tactical skills? 🎯 Great day out trading keyboards for paintball gear and recharging together!
If you're going to talk about quitting every single day at 9:05 AM, at least bring a pastry for the emotional labor of listening to it. 🥐☕️. #officelife
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Ich habe heute gelernt, dass Arbeitszeugnisse für'n Ar*** sind. Ex-MA können vor Gericht erwirken, dass das AZ Dinge enthält, die nicht stimmen, damit sie positiv da stehen.
Das ist gruselig.