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@sortanonymous.bsky.social Oct 15, 2026, 6:56 PM

SortaPicks III: 2026 NFL Week 5 Recap
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Recap:
*Buccaneers-Cowboys (⛔): You know the NFC East is in rough shape when the damn Cowboys, who lost to a winless trainwreck throwing out an undrafted rookie QB, had the least humiliating outcome.
*Eagles-Jaguars (✅): As if there wasn't enough proof that Jacksonville is truly the NFL's Twilight Zone, even when their team is in a different continent (and also proof that Nick Sirianni is truly the NFL's Nick Sirianni). I'd call it the "Miracle on High Road", except then Tottenham fans would probably jump my tragically American ass for daring to give that name to the wrong football sport 😭
*Bengals-Dolphins (✅): Well, it could have felt a bit more convincing (even if it was basically all but a done deal before Miami had a nice pseudo-garbage time), but thankfully, no need for an AFC East bottom feeder-related rant… yet.
*Vikings-Saints (⛔): I still have absolutely no clue what to think of the Vikings or their prospects, but I guess we're just along for the ride and I don't exactly feel like complaining too much.
*Giants-Commanders (😐): I went from being 90% in favor to the NFL to abolishing ties to just like 75% in favor, because holy shit, this is absolutely legendary malpractice almost on the level of 28-3. (Wonder who was the coach for that long before healthy Jayden Daniels carried him back to relevance for exactly one year?) A hot mess of a finish our grandkids will laugh at just as hard as we did. I'll never get sick of pulling out that tie emoji!
*Packers-Bears (⛔): Guess the Pack isn't done desperately trying to own the Bears.
*Browns-Jets (⛔): I am a man of my word. A gritty, clutch performance with a defensive showcase worth commending even if you weren't burying Deshaun Watson and finally bringing the fradulent Browns back down to Earth. Keep it up and I'll keep the compliments rolling (only before you lose again, I'm not that nice lol)

*Raiders-Patriots (✅): Drake Maye have needed to just shake the rust.
*Texans-Titans (✅): A horribly-needed win even if it's a freebie like the Titans.
*Colts-Steelers (⛔): They're going 9-8 again, aren't they?
*Broncos-Chargers (✅): Even if he's getting too much of the blame (again), at this rate, I wouldn't even blame Herbert for playing to get his increasingly sputtering head coach and OC canned.
*Lions-Cardinals (✅): Trey McBride is going to lose his mind carrying this franchise, isn't he?
*49ers-Seahawks (✅): What sorcery is Shanahan pulling off to get to 5-0 with this many injuries?
*Ravens-Falcons (✅): Eh, I'd say this is only a 2 at most on the Atlanta-ing scale. (Also damn, Tua's career is depressing.)
*Bills-Rams (⛔): So uhhh you sure you shouldn't have invested some of those billion money bags into your flailing special teams, Rams?

2026 Week 5 Picks: 8.5/15, or 56.7% (21 points better than 2025; FINALLY, NOT A DROP-OFF)
2026 NFL Picks so far (Weeks 1-5): 47.5/79, or 60.1% (11.1 points worse than 2025)

@breakingnews06.bsky.social Oct 13, 2026, 4:16 PM

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@globalsportsdaily.bsky.social Oct 13, 2026, 4:16 PM

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@globalsportsdaily.bsky.social Oct 13, 2026, 4:15 PM

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@globalsportsdaily.bsky.social Oct 13, 2026, 12:12 PM

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@breakingnews06.bsky.social Oct 13, 2026, 12:12 PM

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@globalsportsdaily.bsky.social Oct 13, 2026, 12:12 PM

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@kateduvall.bsky.social Oct 13, 2026, 6:55 AM

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@sharifroza.bsky.social Oct 13, 2026, 4:35 AM

NFL Week 5 was pure CHAOS!
Giants & Commanders ended in a shocking tie!
Jaguars stunned the Eagles in London!
Titans fell to 0-5, raising questions about Cam Ward.
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@mbfantasylife.bsky.social Oct 12, 2026, 6:46 PM

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@globalsportsdaily.bsky.social Oct 11, 2026, 8:09 PM

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@halilsfbtalk.bsky.social Oct 11, 2026, 4:39 PM

And these are my favorite #NFLWeekFive bets:

CHI ML vs GB (-120)
CLE ML vs NYG (+115)
Q. Judkins (CLE) 56+ rush yds (-110)
C. White (LV) 20+ rec yds (-110)
D. Maye (NE) 20+ completions (+100)
B. Purdy (SF) 5+ carries (+110)

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@breakingnews06.bsky.social Oct 11, 2026, 4:20 PM

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@globalsportsdaily.bsky.social Oct 11, 2026, 4:19 PM

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@globalsportsdaily.bsky.social Oct 11, 2026, 4:19 PM

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