Ooh stonking is out.

#ubuntu #nerdromancewithpits

She said that she wanted to take things slow.

He told her dial up was faster.

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It was that time of month for the frisky and risky behaviour was for her.

Like clockwork, she was ready.

She performed a windows update and like all her relationships, it failed.

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He asked to see her rack.

She showed him her boobs.

He dropped the firewall he was carrying and accidentally uploaded his payload.

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She said that she was running hot.

He remotely connected to her fridge to cool it down, and upgraded her firmware.

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He met her on the beach and they got flirty.

He asked her if she wanted escape the sand box (he had loaded malware on his USB stick in his speedos).

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She said that she was kind of a freak.

He asked excitedly "phone phreak??!"

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She gave him. Her number and said to call her.

He got his dial up modem out, but there was no connection when dialing her.

At&tc1d2

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She asked the sydadmin if she could get backdoor access.

He said that he was not into pegging.

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She said that she wanted him in her bed so badly.

He asked her to raise a ticket.

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She said that she was like an older computer server:

might be a bit louder, but reliable, has lots of mammories, bit more power hungry, able to juggle workloads and will surprise him when she goes down on him unexpectedly.

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She said that they should record a hotvsex video.

So he put on his robe and google glass.

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She told him to make her scream.

So he worked magic that hard that she was screaming like a fax machine.

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He asked forvher name, she said call her fortinet.

He knew all her gaping holes and had root access.

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They were in bed and hr cried out that he was going to Splunk, instead of spunk.

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She told him to fuck her like you hate me.

So he pretended that she was a printer and slmed into her from behind, while slapping her arse. She came hard.

Best IT support call ever.

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He said he was going in the dinghy with the boys.

She was sad and she said that she wanted to go phishing too.

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She said to touch her like he was fixing a printer.

He checked her ports, turned her on, slapped her bum repeatedly and made her ink squirt.

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She said that she was a core network engineer.

He said he specialised in edge networking devices.

She snickered and asked if he liked edging.

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Imagine if Claude fell in love with chatgpt.

Would you get Claude gpt?
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