Considering I don’t have a deathwish, no, I don’t think I’ll join moo on a cave dive into that cave behind me..
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@midnightthedragon.bsky.socialConsidering I don’t have a deathwish, no, I don’t think I’ll join moo on a cave dive into that cave behind me..
@midnightthedragon.bsky.socialAre the sunsets here always this beamootiful? 
@midnightthedragon.bsky.socialWith how lovely this town is, I might actmooally consider mooving here. I wonder how much one of these bungalows goes for?
@midnightthedragon.bsky.socialThanks for walking me moo my car, these streets get a little sketchy at night…
@midnightthedragon.bsky.socialMoo mind if we take a breather here for a sec?
@midnightthedragon.bsky.socialWait, have moo been down there this whole time?
@midnightthedragon.bsky.socialSo… these plants behind me are for an ‘experimoont’ and I CAN’T eat them?
@midnightthedragon.bsky.socialYeah, but what if that big boulder falls on us as smoon as we walk beneath it?
@midnightthedragon.bsky.social… and moo didn’t believe me when I said this was a simoolation..
@midnightthedragon.bsky.socialIf it’s all the same moo moo, I’m gonna take my time here. Mooy tractionless hmooves don’t moo well on wet rocks like this..
@midnightthedragon.bsky.socialMoo know, as a cow mooman, I consider mooyself an expert when it comes moo moosterious orbs..
@midnightthedragon.bsky.socialThis seems like the precise sort of place that a monster would jump out of the underbrush and attack us from..
@midnightthedragon.bsky.socialIf I run fast enough, the shadow creatures can’t get me…
@midnightthedragon.bsky.socialI’ll hazard a guess, despite not being able moo speak the language, and assmoome that this place sells cardboard boxes..
@midnightthedragon.bsky.socialIs it just me or moo these rmooins lmook like they’re about moo collapse?
@midnightthedragon.bsky.social…
So I’m the only one whmoo sees a screaming face in this old tree?
@midnightthedragon.bsky.socialI’ll be honest, when moo threatened that I wmoould be swimming with the fishes, I sort of imagined it as the mob killing me sort of way..
@midnightthedragon.bsky.socialPlease tell me moo’ve been keeping track of where we are on the map, because I smoore as shit haven’t..
@midnightthedragon.bsky.socialHow long does a chest need moo be abandoned for it moo become finding treasure instead of just straight up theft?
@midnightthedragon.bsky.socialOh, it’s finally starting moo feel like fall!
(The forecast calls for 90 degree weather next week)
