MD Post Facto Standings:

Unluckiest By Percentile:
1. MTL - 4th - #CFMTL
2. SKC - 9th - #SportingKC
3. NYC - 10th - #NYCFC

Unluckiest By Consequences:
1. CLB - 4 spots - #Crew96
2. MIN - 3 spots - #MNUFC
3. MTL - 3 spots - #CFMTL

xPts table is updated: tinyurl.com/xGPostFacto

#MLS

In stock!?!? I’m shocked …

Also, in which of the two matches that he played did he wear this?

#MNUFC

What could've happened when #Rapids96 played #MNUFC ?

#COLvMIN ~ #MLS

Minnesotans know what to do, when someone offers to help. But for sports teams, and especially #MNUFC, you can't go full Minnesotan.

A recap of a 2-2 draw with Colorado that was a true #MLSAfterDark game, except is too close to the playoffs to be truly appreciated:

MINNESOTA SPORTS | SEVEN-TEAM ROUNDUP

United draws 2–2; Wolves fall 128–106. Plus Vikings, Twins, Wild, Lynx and Frost.

minneapolimedia.town.news/g/coon-rapid...

#MinneapoliMedia #ThursdaySports #MNUFC #Timberwolves #MinnesotaTwins #MinnesotaVikings #MinnesotaWild #MinnesotaLynx #MinnesotaFrost

Loons drew a match in which the opponent gifted them 2 goals and played down a man for 30 min. And in this must win match (though the season has been over for 3-4 weeks), playing up a man, the Loons managed 40% possession. 1 league win since May 2nd. Feel so bad for the social media team. #MNUFC

#MLSRefStats #Rapids96 #MNUFC

en.mlsrefstats.org/matches/2026...

Wednesday night in Colorado was not the most fun trip for #MNUFC. Giving up a late first half goal, tying the match early in the following half. Before having to come back a second time to force a draw was their trip to Colorado.

Let's get your eight-word reactions to #COLvMIN

#MNUFC | #Rapids
@northlandsoccer.com

@mnufc are comically bad. Like falling over the shoelaces while walking out of the locker room bad. Woof. #MNUFC

Match Recap: #COLvMIN

#MNUFC and #Rapids96 traded goals back and forth on Wednesday night, but at the end of the night they both left unhappy with just a single point.

Bizarre Ending.

#MNUFC had chances to win for the first time since August 22, but can't take advantage in a strange 2-2 draw with Colorado Rapids on Wednesday.

Recap:
www.twincities.com/2026/10/14/b...

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Late subs (🤬), red card, short-handed goal, maybe the weirdest own-goal in MLS history.
Change the bench titles tomorrow. Start the kids; sub in the vets the rest of the way. #MNUFC

They're a no good, very bad team. #mnufc

🏁 FULLTIME — Colorado Rapids 2–2 @mnufc.com. Major League Soccer

#coloradorapids #mnufc #MLS

FULL-TIME #COLvMIN

#MNUFC comes back from behind twice to pull out points against #Rapids96. But the Loons winless skid is now eight matches on the bounce.

At this point I'm excited to see how #MNUFC can possibly top this performance. How much more ridiculous can their non-winning be?

#MNUFC absolutely refuses to win. The commitment to the bit is unparalleled.