Daily Simpsons quote.
Chief Wiggum: Mmm, engine-black eggs. If we can keep these down, we'll be sitting pretty.
[Marge and Ruth drive by]
Homer: That's them!
Chief Wiggum: Quiet! I can't hear the eggs.
#thesimpsons #margeonthelam #wiggum #homer

Daily Simpsons quote.
Ruth: I envy you and Homer.
Marge: Thank you. Why?
Ruth: If you ever met my ex-husband, you'd understand. All he ever did was eat, sleep and drink beer.
Marge: Your point being?
#thesimpsons #margeonthelam #ruth #marge

Daily Simpsons quote.
Ruth: Thanks, Marge. When my husband left, he took all our power tools along with the car, my youth, my faith in mankind.
#thesimpsons #margeonthelam #ruth

Daily Simpsons quote.
Lisa: I always knew someday Mom would violently rise up and cast off the shackles of our male oppressors.
Bart: Eh, shut your yap.
#thesimpsons #margeonthelam #lisa #bart

Daily Simpsons quote.
Marge: I'm disappointed in you. But it turns out I had a wonderful time with Ruth Powers. In fact, we're going out again tomorrow night.
Homer: Marge, that's twice, I think you're spending entirely too much time with this woman!
#thesimpsons #margeonthelam #homer #marge

Daily Simpsons quote.
Marge: Homer, stop that, it's just a weather station!
Homer: Come on, Marge, it's fun to smash things!
#thesimpsons #margeonthelam #homer #marge

Daily Simpsons quote.
Moe: We're phasing out the games. People drink less when they're having fun.
#thesimpsons #margeonthelam #moe

Daily Simpsons quote.
Homer: Hello? Can I get some help? Snack-related mishap!
#thesimpsons #margeonthelam #homer