老师: What mnemonic do you use for the character 祝 - zhù, to wish or bless?
Me: Edwardian butler asking a floating octopus to intercede with Cthulhu!
老师: …
Me, helpfully: There is no Dana, only Zhù!
老师: That’s not even the same IP. And it’s Zuul not Zhù.
Me: Who you gonna call?
