The best thing about this game ending isn't the victory over FCS no. 4.
It's not having to listen to this awful color commentator anymore.
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Not quite 50 — but 48 should just about salt away the big upset.
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STOP pumping in music over the loudspeakers, Cornell game ops. Lehigh brought its musicians. LET THE BANDS COOK.
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"[The Cornell QB]'s gonna sleep well tonight"
Well, he's not partying at a frat house or annex, that's for damn sure
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Anyone in Tompkins County, New York willing to play defense, please pick up the white courtesy phone. Or just mozy on up to Schoellkopf.
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WE WANT MORE! WE WANT FIFTY!
(We might get it, and we might need it to win this game)
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Announcers mention players wearing pink for Breast Cancer Awareness Month.
Anybody wearing teal?
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Cornell as the home team➡️stream is an Ivy League production➡️no Lehigh or Patriot League stuff during the breaks. All Cornell and Ivy, including about the new fieldhouse.
In these circumstances, it feels a bit like Iraqi state television circa 2003.
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All right, we're not rolling over and dying after the 14 straight points by Lehigh!
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No, I do not have tonight's winning Powerball or Mega Millions numbers
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Totally thinking "the Mountain Hawks could get back to within seven before the Big Red meaningfully touch the ball again"
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First Cornell drive that doesn't end in a touchdown*

* yes, one of them was scored by the opponents

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Wouldn't mind a 2-point try here. Because as long as the Big Red keep kicking extra points, there are limits to the vocabulary I can use.
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A rare case where you DO want it to be a fumble — because if so, it's a Cornell TD, not on the 1. But upheld.
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Oh dear. Replay overturns Cornell TD, then Lehigh gets a 99 yard scoop & score.
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That does say "4" in the corner, right? As in, Lehigh is ranked No. 4 in FCS? And we've put them down 14-0 less than eight minutes in?
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There's the Bangs Ambulance on standby just off the Schoellkopf turf. Ah, memories.
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Did Lehigh's defense get caught in traffic on I-81?
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Even by Cornell standards, that's a sparse crowd in the Crescent for Homecoming.
Beyond all the off-the-field stuff, the projected high in Ithaca today is about 45 °F.
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Just threw on the ESPN+ stream for the Homecoming game I decided not to go up to Ithaca for. Let's see how long the announcers go without referencing the big thing consuming the campus, if they do at all.
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