Sometimes, the beauty of the world is so overwhelming, I just want to throw back my head and gargle.

Just gargle and gargle, and I don't care who hears me, because I am beautiful.

#World #beauty #funny #laugh #lol #overwhelmed #Humour #beautiful #laugh #laughyoubastards

Ugh! My body is SO needy-- "Give me water!", "I need vitamins!"

... how about you STFU and take this Oreo!

#Cookie #funny #lol #Body #Humour #funnyshit #Laugh #Laughyoubastards #Hilarious