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@milanobsession.bsky.social Oct 15, 2026, 7:17 AM

🆕 MATCH REVIEW ✍️

Sassuolo 1, Milan 1: Neutralized

Milan were neutralized once again by their Kryptonite team, the referee, and Amorim's choices again, but also lost Gabbia to a serious injury 🤕💔🖤

🔗 www.milanobsession.com/2026/10/sass...

#SassuoloMilan ❤️🖤 #SerieA 🦸‍♂️ #Kryptonite

@chuckbrouillette.bsky.social Oct 9, 2026, 10:07 PM

#40YearsAgoToday #JohnByrne & #TerryAustin’s #Superman #comics #1 debuted the #postCrisis #reboot of #TheManOfSteel’s #titularTitle with #ourBackToBasicsHero’s 1st interface with #Kryptonite & modified #Metallo #20YearRun until #226 followedBy #Superman #650 #theOGseries that ran as #TheAdventuresOf

@drmike.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy Sep 25, 2026, 6:28 AM

#TrumpVirus #election #Truth
A solution almost as perfect as Sir.

Except that truth is Sir's #Kryptonite.

Perfectly despicable.
Cartoon by #Luckovich

#TrumpEpsteinFiles - #coverup still

Cartoon by Mike Luckovich.

Donald Trump, with signature yellow hair and deep orange face, with sections of unsprayed gray neck, is sitting looking glum & or angry.

Standing over Trump, who is seated at a small desk, is smartly dressed Stephen Miller, gesturing as he suggests a strategy:

"SINCE YOU'RE SO DESPISED, AFTER YOUR MIDTERM DEFEAT, I'D SUGGEST YOU CLAIM IT WAS RIGGED BECAUSE YOU SHOULDA LOST EVEN BIGGER..."

@torchmantis.bsky.social Sep 21, 2026, 4:51 AM

Introverts unite... separately... in your own homes. 👋🏻 Washing away the noise in my virtual isolation chamber after depleting my social battery. 🎧🧼 #powerwashsimulator #IntrovertsUnite #kryptonite

@nrgcomics.bsky.social Sep 18, 2026, 11:14 PM

#toonman #NRGComics #onionman #onions #indiecomics #comicbooks #superheroes #villains #monsters #horror #originalcharacters #characterdesign #ogre #crying #moltenman #hydroman #sandman #vegetables #kryptonite

@nrgcomics.bsky.social Sep 17, 2026, 10:42 PM

#Toonman #NRGComics #onionman #onions #ogre #indiecomics #comicbooks #superheroes #villains #originalcharacters #characterdesign #monsters #horror #vegetables #transformation #kryptonite #sandman #moltenman #hydroman

@sandrinorusso.bsky.social Sep 13, 2026, 8:36 AM

#dc #batman #kryptonite

@xoanontorn.bsky.social Sep 11, 2026, 5:34 PM

Diving into music inspired by comics! 🎶✨ Prince's Batman soundtrack, Aqua's "Cartoon Heroes," 3 Doors Down’s “Kryptonite” 🦸‍♂️, and Michael Bublé's Spider-Man theme! 🎵 Watch here: #MusicAndComics #Prince #Kryptonite #SpiderMan youtube.com/shorts/HrGN7...

@brotatowho.bsky.social Sep 11, 2026, 2:17 PM

Know your space rocks!
#superman #kryptonite #meme

A humorous infographical poster titled "KNOW YOUR KRYPTONITE: IT COULD SAVE A LOVED ONE (IF YOU LOVE SUPERMAN)" by Chip Zdarsky from MAD Magazine. At the center is a comical illustration of Superman wearing glasses and a graduation cap, pointing upward. Surrounding him are arrayed various multi-colored Kryptonite crystals with absurd descriptions of their effects:
* Green: Kills him, painfully. But also really exfoliates his skin.
* Mint: Damages his eyesight so he finally needs those glasses.
* Blue: Superman gets a bit of a potty mouth, starts saying "damn" and "Make Mine Marvel."
* Red: Honestly just tickles a bit.
* Gold: Takes away his powers, making him a little embarrassed to be wearing that costume.
* Olive: Makes him gassy, but from an entirely new hole.
* Blood Red: Tickles him to death.
* Ivory: Kills him over a period of 50 years, which is honestly fine?
* White: Gives Superman a wild amount of privilege.
* Pink: Gives Superman one singular craving: human flesh.
* Charcoal: Takes away his X-ray vision, which makes him unusually angry.
* Bronze: Really gets him into punk rock for some good old-fashioned corporate synergy.
* Purple: Gives Superman a cool mullet.
* Indigo: Makes Superman immune to jokes about his cool mullet.
* Lilac: Improves his sense of smell, making him realize how much this planet stinks, so he leaves and we die.
* Tan: Some mild diarrhea.
* Orange: Honestly just looks really nice on a bookshelf.
* Brown: Some extreme diarrhea.
* Silver: Makes him kind of mean and increases sales on his books by 25 percent.
* Dark Brown: Cures any existing diarrhea.

@sogerald.bsky.social Sep 10, 2026, 4:30 PM

I don't buy that kryptonite - supposedly harmless to Earth ppl - can power Metallo. To power Metallo or anything, #Kryptonite would have to have some volatile, dangerous properties on Earth refinable into fuel.

That said, a rock capable of giving only Kryptonians radiation poisoning is also hooey.

@moira.mastodon.murkworks.net.ap.brid.gy Sep 8, 2026, 5:11 AM

RE: https://mastodon.murkworks.net/@moira/117226789830270602

So that lock turned out to be a Kryptonite 4, introduced in 1978 and sold through the 80s, basically contemporary to this bike. Neat!

I mean, it's not a lock to use today, but still. Neat.

#kryptonite #BikeTooter #BikeLock