just found out me and nathan fielder have the same birthday #iwin

I is turgy
Full of cheez
Da Figgy
Runs to me and sees

He sings a song
He ses I's yum
And den he bites me
On da bum!

#CheddarPoetry #SillyFiggy #IHasTurgyHat #INotWealTurgyTho #ItPwetend #INotForEats #BumbumBitesAgenstDaWules #SoIWesslesHim #IWin #FanksgibbingDay #ThanksGiving

Told you good things come to those who wait. I never flinched. I never expended an ounce of attention on them. I waited silently & patiently. & I’ve been rewarded handsomely. I do however feel bad for their next target. I hope they’re as strong as me. #Iwin #MyLifeIsBetterThanTheirs
#SilenceIsPower

I got one #IWin

I have Horlicks. #Iwin

LMAO #OWNED #IWIN

Boggle

https://macintoshgarden.org/games/boggle

Play alone or against an opponent to find as many words from the random set of letters as you can in three minutes.

#macgarden #BoardGame #2009 #Hasbro #iWin

MORE Henry for me #IWin 😼

i was so scared bc i was playing w a friend and it glitched itself so he said he could never see my tav as anything more than a friend at the circus place but it suddenly fixed itself #IWIN #LoveThatBear

I see someone decided not to engage in civil debate. #iWin again.

“I have to win.”

Menang bukan tentang mengalahkan orang lain. Kadang kadang, kemenangan terbesar ialah mengalahkan diri sendiri. Bakat membuka peluang, tetapi disiplin menentukan sejauh mana kita pergi.

Bakat atau disiplin?

#HilmanAlpha #Lose #IWin

I’m gonna take some time today to reminisce in schadenfreude about all my past tormentors who are dead now. 😂 How awesome that I, of all people, am still here to laugh at their deaths! 😂
#iWin
#Bluesky

Waking up with a smile on my face BECAUSE my date last night included a motorcycle 🏍️ ride, walks on beautiful streets in the city, shopping, drinking 🍷, and leaving my date with 🔵 ⚽️ ⚽️ ;) So much fun 🥰He has NO idea what he’s in for 🤭💋 #iwin #womenrule #brattyprincess

My bitchass cat that hates me (minau) slept on me #iwin