IT ticket: "The left side monitor needs to be replaced it has lines going through it and will not power on"

Umm, if it doesn't power on...

#IT #ITWoes #DipshitEndUsers

Someone entered an IT ticket earlier stating the light coming through their windows was making it hard to see their monitor.

I'll be right there to UNPLUG THE FUCKING SUN! Seriously what do they expect us to do with this? #IT #ITWoes #WTAF #UnplugTheSun

User: I have a problem.
Me: This is the cause. Please do this to fix it.
User: That doesn't sound right. I think that's wrong.
Me: It's not. Please just do what I've suggested.
User: Hmm, I don't think that will work.
Me: Just do it
User: That worked!
Me: I'm so tired.

#ITWoes