My podcast app asked me this. I know who Billie Eilish is, but never heard of the movies or the other people. #ImOld

Shane from the Buzzfeed Unsolved show
#yep #ImOld🪦

Do you remember back when it seemed like you had boundless energy? Me either. Memory is the first to go.

#joke #ImOld

my chonk of a new pillow came in #pillow #chonk #imold

I think that’s the one my Canadian mom had, and maybe still has.

I still have the one I used as a kid too, but the new ones are junk and quit working in months. 😣 #ImOld

I knew I was getting old when "Good Posture" became part of a yoga warmup exercise.

#yoga #ImOld

i had to buy an mad amount of health stuff 🙄🙄🙄 #physicalhealth #imold #chronicillness #health

This drunk guy got all up in my face and shouted, "I love My Little Pony! You got a problem with that?"

I just handed him a quarter a said, "Why don't you go call someone who'll judge you?" He's still probably trying to figure out what the quarter was for.

#ImOld #joke

Does this mean I’m halfway to death? … and other morbid Monday thoughts.

#thisis40 #geriatricmillennial #eldermillennial #imold #imtiredofthisgrandpa #middleage

20, what could this possibly mean?
#happybirthday #imold

Let's see if y'all know what I'm playing tonight >:3
All I can say is that...I'm old >:3 time to break fingers again.

www.twitch.tv/8bitdesign #Twitch #ImOld

#shitposting #Imold
I'm officially unc status now :-)

I'm, "Tums and Rolaids came in one flavor, talc." years old.

#ImOld

I remember when $5 got me into a movie, popcorn and a drink. Now $6 for a normal sized bottle of water….
#life #imold

"ha ha old man i like" i say about a fictional man that is younger than me #imold