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I'd be confident pupils would say

"Well that's taught me a lesson"

#IfICouldBeATeacher I'd get the hump with kids

#IfICouldBeATeacher I'd get the hump with kids

#IfICouldBeATeacher in an 80s movie I'd punch the toughest kid in the class in the face to establish dominance. - Don't worry, he's 25.

#IfICouldBeATeacher I better know the times tables

#IfICouldBeATeacher it would mean pigs have learned to fly & hell has finally frozen over.🤔

#IfICouldBeATeacher I'd take my kid out of that school cause why are they hiring high school dropouts to teach kids?🤔

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#IfICouldBeATeacher I'd teach to reach & not reach to teach. - So I'd basically be an annoying ass of a teacher.

#IfICouldBeATeacher I would open a school of fine acting.

#IfICouldBeATeacher I'd ask my students to bring me hard apple cider instead of apples.

#IfICouldBeATeacher I’d look nothing like….

#IfICouldBeATeacher I would teach @darrylcat.bsky.social frugality and the advantages of not ordering from Temu

#IfICouldBeATeacher I would get arrested for declaring school's out for summer, school's out forever without any authority.

#IfICouldBeATeacher I bet it would be at Bash Street School

#IfICouldBeATeacher I would teach
@sidneypaget.bsky.social
The errors of his tight arse ways

#IfICouldBeATeacher I would do some simple maths

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