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@billiedoux.bsky.socialOct 2, 2026, 4:39 PM

Mark Greig mini-reviews movies that were box office bombs. #HeavensGate #OnefromtheHeart #HudsonHawk #TheHotRock #the13thwarrior #boxofficebombs www.douxreviews.com/2026/10/mini...

@waffleonpodcast.bsky.socialSep 26, 2026, 11:13 AM

So our podcast is doing an episode on Hudson Hawk featuring Bruce Willis and Richard E Grant. Would love to be able read out your comments. We are recording this Monday. Post below or email at [email protected] #hudsonhawk #brucewillis #richardegrant

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@reelrank.netSep 17, 2026, 7:46 PM

🎬 ReelRank Team Meeting!

We weigh in on Hudson Hawk. Some call it the worst film ever made. Others think it's an absurdist gem.

Our first-ever writing collab tackles one of cinema's most infamous flops:

blog.reelrank.net/how-bad-is-h...

Read it on ReelRank News. ☝️

#FilmSky #HudsonHawk

@kcookandcatsco.bsky.socialSep 15, 2026, 7:15 PM

I kind of want to leave my Hudson Hawk review 69 posts-long (hehe), so here's the #ReelRank review that ordinarily caps these off: reelrank.net/r/0002ee

As it turns out, I did not care for it! 🧐

#FilmSky 📽️ #HudsonHawk

The single worst film ever made
@kcookandcatsco.bsky.socialSep 15, 2026, 2:50 AM

Worst film. Ever made. In the history of cinema. This film. Hudson Hawk (1991).

As Christ, Himself, said (who could have suffered no more dying on his Cross than I did watching this terrible fucking movie), "It is finished."

FUCK HUDSON HAWK

#FilmSky 📽️ #HudsonHawk 🦅🧵

BOOOOOBOOOOOOOoooooo
@kcookandcatsco.bsky.socialSep 15, 2026, 2:41 AM

I can't stop rerunning this line (following a decapitation):

"Hey, Alfred! Guess you won't be attending that hat convention in July."

That might be the worst line ever acted out on film 🤔

#Screenwriting #screenplay #FilmSky #HudsonHawk

BlahI'm losing steamHead. Will BlueSky show this? Who's to say. It's up to the robots that moderate the site, I suppose.Baffling. "Guess you won't be attending that hat convention in July." There's been no prior mention of any hat convention, in case you're wondering.
@kcookandcatsco.bsky.socialSep 15, 2026, 2:30 AM

There's a Looney Tunes style fight sequence. It's the worst thing I've seen yet. This is, in fact, the worst movie ever made.

I haven't seen them all, but I don't need to. No movie could ever possibly be worse than this one. It's as though #HudsonHawk tried to be the worst it could be & succeeded.

@kcookandcatsco.bsky.socialSep 15, 2026, 2:09 AM

"You better be glad I don't hit women, assuming you are a woman, bc from now on, I ain't taking nothing for granted."

Eddie literally strikes his friend, threatens to hit his gf, then misgenders her, and they both walk after him apologizing TO HIM.

FUCK this movie 🤬

#FilmSky 📽️ #HudsonHawk 🦅🧵

Fingers pointed furiously in her face, suggesting he'd love to hit her and wishes he could, "You better be glad I don't hit women." He should be glad she doesn't hit bitches."Assuming you are a woman." Wow! Wow!!"Hudson, I'm sorry..." what the actual fuck. They're both furiously apologizing to him after he cruelly abused both of them. Every straight white dude's fantasy.
@kcookandcatsco.bsky.socialSep 15, 2026, 1:45 AM

Whaaaaaat...

I don't even know what to say, man. Like... what? 😳

#FilmSky 📽️ #HudsonHawk 🦅🧵

Apropos of absolutely nothing, the big galoot CIA agent asks the other two, "You want me to rape 'em?" I'm speechless.
@kcookandcatsco.bsky.socialSep 15, 2026, 1:37 AM

🤮🤮🤮

#FilmSky 📽️ #HudsonHawk 🦅🧵

After he pressures her to stay and fuck him after she's said, "I can't/don't want to do this," he says, leaning in (threateningly) to kiss her, "I'm not sure I remember how to kiss girls...""Not that I ever kiss guys." Interesting that he says 'girls,' but won't say 'boys.' That's just interesting, I think. Make of that what you will.
@kcookandcatsco.bsky.socialSep 15, 2026, 1:34 AM

😑

Reprehensible, pushy rapey BS. "If I don't fuck every 10 yrs... well, let's just say, it goes badly for other people."

Essentially

What. A. Piece. Of. Shit. He needs to die, but I know they were hoping to make this a franchise. At least Bond is charming-ish? Like, UGH

#FilmSky 📽️ #HudsonHawk 🦅🧵

@kcookandcatsco.bsky.socialSep 14, 2026, 11:31 PM

Y'all, this is WILD! This is almost like parody...

Dr. Anna Bologna asks Eddie (of his lower-back) if 'it hurts,' 'yes,' 'can I make it feel better?' & then she goes to 'kiss it,' and, for all the world, it looks like she's about to eat his ass 🤣

WHAT is going ON here?! 😵‍💫

#FilmSky #HudsonHawk 🦅🧵

I hate all of this more than you can imagine.Bless her heart. Not a lot of great roles for women in Hollywood, especially not in 90/91. Good grief.Bahaha, look at her fucking hands, looks like she's spreading him open. It seems deliberate! Like, I used to be a sex worker, so I've got a bit of an eye for oddity or what-have-you, and this seems a deliberate allusion to that sort of sex-play, to what end, I cannot even imagine. Jesus buttfucking Christ, look at Bruce Willis's faaaaaace lolol i'm dying
@kcookandcatsco.bsky.socialSep 14, 2026, 11:24 PM

I haaaaate it 🤮

Fuckin Rat-Pack-Ocean's-11-ass, dog move including this gross, weird massage scene. Hate hate hate this

#FilmSky 📽️ #HudsonHawk 🦅🧵

FUCK this movie 😑

That's not... is that... surely this isn't...YUCK, hate thisAndie MacDowell, human angel, is straddling a shirtless Bruce Willis just massaging the hell out of him. BLECH! The conceit is that she's some sort of Catholic, Vatican double-agent, so the script did its work to justify why she would be so sexually-agreeable to such a douche, but that's also gross to have written, and I hate all of it. Andie had to film this scene. Think about that.Yup. It's just like this. Have you ever seen this film? Don't. Jesus, don't. Fucking HORRIBLE movie (I've stolen this from a commentary video by Mr Sunday Movies, which is why it has the nifty border you might recognize)
@kcookandcatsco.bsky.socialSep 13, 2026, 11:22 PM

GET. FUCKED.

This is ludicrous. What crazed, deranged male-centered fantasies these are. Look at how this conversation goes.

Noooooooope. Insane. This movie is offensive. It's #antifeminist, among other reprehensible things.

#FilmSky 📽️ #HudsonHawk 🦅🧵

@kcookandcatsco.bsky.socialSep 13, 2026, 11:13 PM

So charming 🤩

Andie's keeping me afloat, whatever her character's name is, Dr. Anna Bologna or something like that. If she weren't in this, I likely would not still be, either.

#FilmSky 📽️ #HudsonHawk 🦅🧵

It does pain me that she has to act charmed by this charmless goon.Wow! What a star 🤩
@kcookandcatsco.bsky.socialSep 13, 2026, 11:08 PM

Omfg it's so much this. Remember when someone earlier in the 🧵 said Richard E. Grant wrote that his recollections of filming #HudsonHawk were primarily of Bruce Willis being obsessed with watching his close-ups back in video village?

It's ALL that. That's why.

He don't got it 🙂‍↔️

#FilmSky 📽️

So much of this movie's runtime is wasted, long, torturous sequences just closed in on Bruce Willis's face. Some people might have the face for that sort of thing, but he does not. This fucking BLOWS!It's so goddamned long. This sequence is, like, four and a half seconds long, an eternity.
@kcookandcatsco.bsky.socialSep 13, 2026, 10:43 PM

This is so shamelessly lifted directly from Star Wars (1977). Like, I guess they'd probably call it homage. They ought to have to call it a goddamned lawsuit 😑

#FilmSky 📽️ #HudsonHawk 🦅🧵

Where have I seen this sort of thing before... little grappling hook, thin line, big chasm swung across... hm...Yup, very familiar to me. It calls to mind a certain war of stars.OMG the way the cage fell down around the Codex stand is IDENTICAL to the weird thingie in the Death Star that Obi-Wan has to walk onto to lower some whatever the fuck, who cares. I'm just saying, this is very deliberately reminiscent of what idiots refer to as A New Hope.Yeah, it's just this lol. Except Eddie's alone, haha. So it's a rehashed idea, but done even lamer.
@kcookandcatsco.bsky.socialSep 13, 2026, 10:30 PM

Well, as much as I might wish it were otherwise, Hudson Hawk is not gonna watch itself 😑

Where were we?

Oh, yeah, sure. This bullshit might as well happen.

#FilmSky #HudsonHawk 🦅🧵

BooooooooOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooo (Doppler effect)I haaaaate this so much, God, it's awful
@kcookandcatsco.bsky.socialSep 13, 2026, 8:39 PM

I think the filming is leaning into it. Maybe it's supposed to be funny? Or, like... be saying something?

Idk, man

She looks like she could pick him up & eat him in some of the shots, like that weird giantess porn-fetish (I'm yucking your yum, what of it).

This is odd.

#FilmSky 📽️ #HudsonHawk 🦅🧵

It IS funny, but is it meant to be? If so, it's less funny. It's more amusing to be as baffling, meaningless circumstantial thing than as an attempt at a joke.See I think it's on porpoise. Look at the weird angle we're shooting them at, that's foreshortening but making her height disparity look even larger (her head is out of the frame here). BIZARRE!
@kcookandcatsco.bsky.socialSep 13, 2026, 8:21 PM

I don't want to put any English on this. Just the facts

Eddie taunts a little girl, then steals her beloved stuffy & throws it at Codex, triggering alarms/security. Little girl is dragged from room screaming, "Please, somebody get Pokey! Help! Pokey!"

Fuck. This. Movie.

#FilmSky 📽️ #HudsonHawk 🦅🧵

Ugh.Aww. And the little girl *acts* too. It feels like a little kid lost her stuffy, and we're meant to laugh at it. What a cut-up, this abuser of children and women is. This is, like, MAGA-coded in parts.Bless her heart. Great job by the young actor, too. I buy that she's in distress at having to leave her stuffy and being rushed out, and it's meant to fuel a laugh? Wtf. I feel badly for a child. Tf wrong with you using that for joke-fodder?Pokey. Trapped. For laughs.