Me, minding my business reading the news (in English)

#TheAdolescent, looking over my shoulder reading the news aloud. Sir, ain’t you Spanish???

I can’t have nuffin’!!!

(I clearly let him read to me. I’m so pleased with how well he’s reading in English. He reads to #HisDaddy in French too)

I asked him if #HisDaddy could join us on our December trip. He said his dad is a 🗣️STAY AT HOME dad. Heavy on the “stay at home” part

When do I get to be the daddy???

#TheAdolescent is enjoying our weekend away. He was fascinated with the cruise ship 🚢 we saw upon arrival. I told him that can be a boys’ trip with #HisDaddy. He told me to stay focused on the present. Mind you, he’s *been* talking about our planned December trip 😅

I wanna be a dad so bad!!!

Me: that’s not my problem because what you say about ME having kids???

Him: you got a ME

Me: what that mean?

Him: 🗣️open your wallet!!!

(How do I send this child back to #HisDaddy??? He be running my pockets with *glee* !)