Hey guys! Writing for #HIGNFY this week. It’s going really well, thanks for asking!!!x

Does anyone actually ever watch Have I Got News For You any more?

I remember when it first came out, I thought it was funny and quite subversive, but at some point it just became a 'centrist' wankathon.

Or maybe it was always that and it just took me a while to realise.

#HIGNFY

That word? 🤔

"Have I Got News For You" is broadcast after 9m which is the 'watershed' time in the UK

Paul Merton didn't actually say the C word out loud but we all knew what he meant

#HIGNFY

Was the pirated copy of #HIGNFY that I watched this morning in NZ cut to shreds by the pirate, or by the show's producers / broadcasters?

#RichardAyoade was the only person who appeared to be getting the airtime commensurate with the quality of his ability.

Have to say Alex Jones was fantastic tonight as host on Have I Got News For You, hopefully she’s a regular! #hignfy

FYI, they made fun of how you ran on #HIGNFY earlier 🏃‍♂️ The BBC will happily indulge in antisemitic tropes as long as they're directed towards an antizionist Jew.

Alex Jones, "Reform UK have just completed their own investigation into the foreign donations scandal, what did they conclude?" #HIGNFY

Paul Merton, "They're completely innocent. They have investigated themselves, there's nothing to see here, they're completely innocent"

Two signs with mistakes, one easy to spot and one not so easy

Based on what Paul Merton said on #HIGNFY

Alex Jones: “My Name is Michael Caine and I am a nosy neighbour”
#hignfy

#HIGNFY is generally only ever as good as its host, so why they've given it to Alex Jones this week is beyond me ...

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Ian Hislop somehow seems to find it unfathomable that any political party could ever consider stating a patently true fact about genocide. Like the lies are permanently unquestionable. The Private Eye editor.

But haha, Polanski runs funny.

A new post-Boris nadir. #HIGNFY

That Ronnie Barker’s let himself go … #HIGNFY

Tonight’s TV tips: at 8pm, #TheCelebrityTraitors on BBC1. At 9pm, #War on Sky Atlantic. At 9.05pm, #Gogglebox on C4 or Play for Today: Closing Time on C5. At 9.30, #HIGNFY on BBC1. At 10.05, Lycett Arms on C4. At 10.40pm, #GrahamNorton on BBC1 or Getting It Back: The Story of Cymande on BBC4 #telly

An honest obituary of the shit that was Jeffrey Archer. When #HIGNFY had balls. The #BBC wouldn't dare now.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Pjo...

#HaveIGotNewsForYou
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bingers.app/t/have-i-got...

Just heard an American liberal say "economic insecurity is jus racism, end of story".

Folks on the bottom in the US can't feed their children.

That's not racism 😑

This is the most privileged, smug, complacent, ignorant stance from the a mouthpiece since Paris, 1789.

#Election #DSA #Food #HIGNFY

Guten Morgen, my baby blues! #HIGNFY 💙 💙 💙 💙 💙 💙 💙. I hope you're able to rest up today, so you have energy to get into some #GoodTrouble this week! youtu.be/utZ4Mxp4Lss?...

"In Essex, one local man tries to walk normally despite having a massive wedge of bank notes stuck up his arse..."
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Ayoade in Magisterial form!

Giles was utterly charming, Charlotte was gushing and Ian and Paul were..

..magnificently Ian & Paul.

Brilliant start to the season.

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“Fook, these NonceGoggles are good - all I can see is a MASSIVE NONCE!”

#Manchester

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