gosh, Hanks for the memories everyone.
@allflicker.bsky.social
@allflicker.bsky.socialgosh, Hanks for the memories everyone.
@allflicker.bsky.socialHow did he get burned and his mask didn’t? 
#Hauntedween
#Splatterday
#filmsky #horrorsky
@allflicker.bsky.socialAll i want is for Hanks to feel personally responsible for all of this because he is.
@allflicker.bsky.socialis the pee squatting the haunted or the ween part of the story?
@allflicker.bsky.socialso it was a NICE pair of tits that actually activated Eddie’s rage meter
@allflicker.bsky.socialand that was everything that happened last season on Murphy Brown …
@allflicker.bsky.social1991 seems kinda late to oingo this much boingo
@allflicker.bsky.socialIt’s actually pretty nice of the boys that they treat Hanks just like everyone else and never talk down to his disability
@allflicker.bsky.socialI wonder who that mysterious “brother” was?
@allflicker.bsky.socialGovernor Clinton will he operating the kissing booth all night before he leaves for Washington so have all your intern applications ready, ladies
@allflicker.bsky.socialTim Blake Nelson and Sally Struthers in My Man Godfrey at the Texas Steakhouse Dinner Theater this summer!
@allflicker.bsky.socialHello, we’d like a minute or two of your time to talk about the one true Lord and Savior, Richard Simmons
@allflicker.bsky.socialWe picked up a couple of strippers at the local Long John Silvers restaurant.
They said they’d take their tops off in exchange for free vodka and tartar sauce. 
@allflicker.bsky.socialCorvette slumber
@allflicker.bsky.socialThey did it.
They found a worse, more annoying Hanks than Chet
@allflicker.bsky.socialshoulder pads make the best beer coasters at any party
@allflicker.bsky.socialI’ve been going to this fraternity for 15 years and I never had to pay dues before! 
@allflicker.bsky.socialThis is a pretty tame college party considering women are getting beer poured on their boobs
@allflicker.bsky.socialI too was upset when I learned there would be no more Mama in my life.
@allflicker.bsky.socialit’s 1971, Eddie can always blame all of this on The Weather Underground