Honestly, having their actual heart in a jar takes a lot of the guesswork out of dating. 💀 🖤 🫙
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#DoNotMicrowave #GothHumor #FantasyArt

Tell me I'm not the only one who would rather pitch undead services than make small talk. 💼 🧟 🔮
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#LiteralFingerFoods #GothHumor #CorporateLife

If your best friend doesn't immediately pack the shovels when you're overwhelmed, are they even? 💀 🌲 🖤
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#ShovelReady #gothhumor #bestfriendmemes