Drunk thought, The Video Vault should be a physical place you can visit. @ralphgarman.bsky.social & @eddiepence.bsky.social are on #TheRalphReport making that feel possible today.
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Drunk thought, The Video Vault should be a physical place you can visit. @ralphgarman.bsky.social & @eddiepence.bsky.social are on #TheRalphReport making that feel possible today.
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Nietzsche said the Übermensch rises above the ordinary. #TheRalphReport with @ralphgarman.bsky.social, @eddiepence.bsky.social & Queen J has never been ordinary.
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Bing Crosby was so smooth he made Wednesday feel like a Sunday afternoon. @ralphgarman.bsky.social, @eddiepence.bsky.social & Queen J are bringing that same effortless coolness to #TheRalphReport with Hello Death.
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Have a grand ol’ time with @ralphgarman.bsky.social, @eddiepence.bsky.social & Queen J as they drop knowledge on #TheRalphReport.
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Batman’s utility belt in 1943 contained a grappling hook, a batarang, and apparently a fresh pack of cigarettes. @ralphgarman.bsky.social, @eddiepence.bsky.social & Queen J are bringing that same unfiltered energy to #TheRalphReport.
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One day the world will know @ralphgarman.bsky.social as a martial arts master and movie star. Until then he and @eddiepence.bsky.social are on #TheRalphReport.
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#TheRalphReport with @ralphgarman.bsky.social, @eddiepence.bsky.social & Queen J is continuous, inevitable, and always delivering. Just like Rudolf Lipschitz proved. No matter how things change, some functions stay the course.
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Half hard iced tea. Half hard lemonade. All the way twisted. That’s just a Tuesday on #TheRalphReport with @ralphgarman.bsky.social, @eddiepence.bsky.social & Queen J!
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Think Jerky got Celebrity & Michelin Star chefs to make beef jerky. @ralphgarman.bsky.social, @eddiepence.bsky.social & Queen J do #TheRalphReport to make Mondays worth waking up for. Both are overqualified. Both are exceptional.
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What’s better than pumpkin spice season? The Garmy Game Show on #TheRalphReport where @ralphgarman.bsky.social, @eddiepence.bsky.social & Queen J are bringing all the autumnal vibes.
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Ralph’s Sex U presents: What kind of P*rn is America Watching? @ralphgarman.bsky.social & @eddiepence.bsky.social are delivering the lecture on #TheRalphReport. The data is in. Class is in session.
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Edgar Bergen was a ventriloquist who somehow became the biggest star on RADIO. A visual act. On audio. And it worked. @ralphgarman.bsky.social, @eddiepence.bsky.social l & Queen J understand that energy completely on #TheRalphReport.
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Thank you for being a Tuesday. The Golden Girls would have THRIVED on #TheRalphReport with @ralphgarman.bsky.social, @eddiepence.bsky.social & Queen J. Picture it, Sicily, 1924… Actually just tune in.
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Mirthful. It’s a word we don’t use enough. Good thing #TheRalphReport dedicates an entire segment to it every Monday where @ralphgarman.bsky.social, @eddiepence.bsky.social & Queen J are bringing the laughs.
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Does @eddiepence.bsky.social actually pay attention to #TheRalphReport? Does he retain anything? @ralphgarman.bsky.social & Queen J find out with this week’s #Garmy Game Show!
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Dear Strong Bad, what is the greatest podcast? The Cheat has done the research. The answer is #TheRalphReport with @ralphgarman.bsky.social, @eddiepence.bsky.social & Queen J!
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Is pizza breakfast? What about cold Chinese food? A bag of chips? WHERE IS THE LINE? These are the questions that keep the #Garmy up at night. @ralphgarman.bsky.social & @eddiepence.bsky.social may or may not have answers on #TheRalphReport.
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Think Jerky took Pat's legendary Philly cheesesteak and put it in a beef stick. Two icons. One snack. Zero reasons not to tune into #TheRalphReport today with @ralphgarman.bsky.social, @eddiepence.bsky.social & Queen J!
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This week's TRR Citizen of the Week goes to Hyrox competitor Joanna! The Garmy salutes you. Catch the full honor on #TheRalphReport with @ralphgarman.bsky.social, @eddiepence.bsky.social & Queen J!
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Today on Ralph's Sex U, the finest cinematic parodies ever committed to film. @ralphgarman.bsky.social, @eddiepence.bsky.social & Queen J are treating this with the scholarly respect it deserves on #TheRalphReport. Strokimon? This is academic.
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